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Tales from a Horrible Housewife

Do you ever feel like you are a less than stellar mom or wife? Well,  I am here to tell you that looks can be deceiving.  The woman with a yard straight from the pages of Better Homes and Garden… is secretly a hoarder. The women making desserts that rival Martha Stewart… has dirty laundry up to her ceiling. And don’t get me started about the cooks you see on The Food Network! Those cooks haven’t cleaned their toilet in months!

Maybe this just explains my housewife blog, but if you could remotely relate to this full time housewife… you have found somewhere to belong! This is a place where mediocre is OK and stereotypical housewives are frowned upon, so embrace your flaws and pour some wine!


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