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Aug 27

A Mom’s Life is Rated R Because of Poopy Breasts

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One of my Blogger friends shared this fun little quiz with me and for shits and giggles I plugged in Mallery’s Deals and got a rated R! Wahhh??? I was rated R back in May because of these words: poop (6x), dangerous (4x), breast (3x), kill (2x) and bomb (1x). This is a frugal living blog that talks about Mom topics like poop and I had just written a post about postpartum breasts.

Really guys? I am Mom who now has saggy breasts and it is horrible.

So I plugged in this Horrible Housewife’s url tonight and guess what? It’s RATED G!

Well what the Sam?

I just published an article that said penis SEVEN times in it! The only naughty word that this ‘quiz’ pulled from the site was porn. Porn, that’s all? So then I got to thinking that it isn’t working because I have a static front page with homepage panes and sure enough I was right!

I have earned my RATED R status with words like: penis (8x), porn (7x), pissed (2x) and shoot (1x). Hell yeah! Now I just have to find out where I said penis for the 8th time. Hmm…

If you are checking out your blog rating keep in mind that it only looks at the page that you are on. It stops before you click ‘older posts’ or whatever you use to go to the next page on your site. So tell me what you were rated and for what words! This is going to be fun and I want a foodie to tell me that she isn’t RATED G. Play along with me guys. :)

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Mallery

I'm not perfect and I'm OK with it. I pick my battles so I have ammunition when it is something I really want. I still can't believe Michael takes me out in public because I have zero tact and curse like a sailor.

2 comments

  1. Heather Kelly

    Mine came up G Rated, lol. Too funny though. I haven’t blogged about Eden Fantasys in a while and my blog ratings have gone UP! So I plan to keep it that way and watch what words for them that I use when I do another post for them.
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    Mallery Reply:

    I thought it was a fun way to start the week! :)

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