This is how I feel this week! Holy heck am I ready for a mini vacation. Did you know National Relaxation Day is 8/15? I just might go offline that day… who am I kidding? That is a lie and everyone knows it.
Him “When do I get my Wife back?”
Me “Next week.”
Him “You say that every week.”
Me “I know but next week!”
There are orgasms, pee-gasms, nursing-gasms, pretty much anything can gasm if you want so I am adding one to my vocabulary right now. The build up to this work-gasm is so intense that I can only imagine how mind blowing this release is going to be. You haven’t experienced anything quite like this ladies! 
Work-gasm
(noun) The emotional sensation experienced at the completion of any major work deadline, usually resulting in copious amounts of alcohol and/or TV. A work-gasm typically follows many late nights, pizza dinners and a lack of showers.
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Patricia Cook
August 11, 2012 at 2:51 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
THAT is funny!!
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Lynsey @MoscatoMom
August 13, 2012 at 3:57 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
This is awesome. In addition to many Workgasms lately I have also had some WorkOUTgasms – like finishing my first 5k run! Pretty awesome!
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Mallery Reply:
August 13th, 2012 at 4:14 pm
That has to be one of the best feelings; congrats! For a minute I thought you were talking about a coregasm. Look it up because my girlfriends have been talking about it.
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Chrissy
August 16, 2012 at 11:26 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
BAHAHAHA!! This made me laugh out loud. LOVE IT!
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