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Aug 15

Life is Like a Camera Focus on Food Porn

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Life is like a camera. Focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't work out, just take another shot.

Sometimes I get discouraged with my pictures because anyone who cares anything about their work is hard on themselves. Michael even knows that I get a ‘tone‘ when I am disappointed with myself. “It’s OK” means I am not going to deliver what I want and is accompanied by a mellow attitude. :(

Drama Queen much?!

For example: I was taking pictures of a grilling party for my photography class and Mother Nature was just nasty to me; P-M-S like none other! What a twat! My food and pictures caused my creative boner to deflate and I was just left with OK. Which I am normally OK with, but when it comes to the pictures I want an epic explosion! Think- food porn!

Food porn? No joke! It is a real thing and it isn’t the whole sitting on cakes fetish thing either. (That is a real life fetish in case you didn’t know.) I mean porn like you look at the pictures of food because they are pretty; Lyuba from Will Cook for Smiles just told me about it tonight! Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow!

Life is like a camera

  • Life is like a camera, focus on what is important- Maybe I can entertain those looking for soft food porn?
  • Life is like a camera, capture the good times- I do own some apple pie worthy shots. (Please tell me that you know the movie!)
  • Life is like a camera, develop from the negatives- The more I shoot, the better I get and that makes Michael happy because I finish quicker. (What man doesn’t like that?)
  • Just take another shot- I took 368 pictures to be exact and I am officially the paparazzi of Grand Blanc!

Really, I just wanted to share this awesome picture with you and I had to make a Debby Downer situation a little lighter because nobody is friends with the depressed chick.

If you know who owns this picture please send me their link because I love it and couldn’t find where it originated! They deserve a link back for something awesome! They should watermark their pictures too. :)

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Mallery

I'm not perfect and I'm OK with it. I pick my battles so I have ammunition when it is something I really want. I still can't believe Michael takes me out in public because I have zero tact and curse like a sailor.

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  1. Lyuba

    You are too funny! You are right…my mind went straight to the scene from American Pie! Hahaha
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  2. **Nicole**

    Totally digging the new light background, yeys! And hahahah you make me giggle. Practice makes perfect and a little editing goes a long way ;) The great thing about digital is that you can take a bajillion pics to get that one perfect shot! I’m not great at food pics either though…definitely working on that…and saving up for a “real” camera so I can get serious about taking “food porn” worth pichas, haha.
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  3. MyKidsGuide

    I’m hard on myself with pictures too, but really, I’m not all that good! I probably take about 75 pictures just to get one I like. Love your outlook, especially focusing on what’s important!
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  4. Laura O in AK

    I love the analogy to the camera. I’m just awful about deleting and forgetting about some things. (But, I must admit that I LOVE being digital now so there’s less guilt over tossing something that didn’t work out right.)
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    Mallery Reply:

    I agree, but I still find myself keeping pictures ‘just in case’. :)

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  5. Cinny

    Aww, that was really cute! I love it!
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  6. Krystle

    I love this post! Especially important to develop from the negetives!

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  1. Wine with Mallery- Softcups & Christmas Ornaments - Horrible Housewife | Horrible Housewife

    [...] I got an ornament surprise from my Social Fabric ornament Santa! My Santa did such a good job picking out ornaments for me! I’m not surprised my Santa did so good, seeing how my Santa was Lyuba from Will Cook for Smiles! You should check out her site if you are looking for some high quality food porn. [...]

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