Without explanation this photo would probably get Child Protective Services called on me or could quite possibly get some blog troll to come out and tell me what a bad Mom I am because Michael is playing with a Xanax bottle. Do eeeettt trolls! I love comments.
It doesn’t matter if a toy sings, has flashing lights, moves or even back flips because a child loves the simple things in life. Take this EMPTY Xanax bottle for instance. Daddy Michael wanted to take it away from him when he saw him walking around the family room and banging it on anything and everything that would make a noise back at him.
Me “Why are you taking it away?”
Case and point!
He is relaxing while watching some cartoons and holding on to his pill bottle. Life is goooodd!
Do tell me what your children play with that could be a compromising picture! Michael loves the bottles of wine in the fridge or the occasional empty beer bottle because those make great noises. What about the silverware in the dishwasher if I am loading things while he is awake? For some reason he is attracted to the knives and that freaks me out when he reaches for them! Just another reason why I refuse to clean while he is awake. haha