Be prepared for some hilarious changes to the website coming soon; like this photo that happens to be over there ~~>. I’m sorry but that is funny! You see, wearing pearls with my Facebook panties means I am a classy lady. Yup… it doesn’t get much classier than this.
Horrible Housewife is getting a personality overhaul and you will not want to miss this makeover! I had a housewife photo shoot with one of my very best friends, Lindsay Decker, yesterday and it was a BLAST! I am not going to let the cat out of the bag on every detail but I wanted to give you some teasers to share why I’ve been a little MIA.
- Wine… lots and lots of wine.
- Lawn mowers.
- Fancy pearls.
I really did it up right for the photo shoot. I painted my finger nails AND my toe nails! I even did my makeup all fancy with brushes and shit. Yeah, it was kind of a big of a deal for me since this usually only happens once a quarter. The only downfall to having such an epic photo shoot is that Michael now wants me to do my hair daily and wear makeup. Dream on buddy because this Mama is into low maintenance! On the flip side I was able to hustle going out for dinner so I didn’t waste a well painted face! HAHA
Photo Shoot Party Fouls:
- Stepping on the giant wine glass and breaking it.
- Spilling wine ALL OVER the kitchen.
- Lindsay hurting herself on the stool.
- Helping Lindsay decide that she needs a wide angle lens. Santa do you hear me?
I pretty much have the coolest friends on the block and you can’t have them! Well, maybe not cool but they have nerdy on lock down and I dig it!