Monthly Archive: October 2012

Oct 30

The Horrible Housewife Photo Shoot Finale

The Horrible Housewife photo shoot finale is upon us! Can you believe it? Of course you can! I have sucked so hard at getting these pictures posted in a timely manner that my poor Lindsay has fallen into a deep depression because she assumes she is a failure. I tell my friends to only expect …

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Oct 27

Rachael’s Maternity Photo Shoot {Photo Bomb}

We are going to start off the maternity photo shoot recap with something predictable traditional per the request of the daddy. Do you know how I know Rachael is my sister? She didn’t even touch up her nails for her photo shoot. What is the best thing about being underweight when you get knocked up? …

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Oct 25

Horrible Housewife Photo Shoot Finals- Part 1

I know you guys have antsy pants as I slowly tempt you with pictures from the Horrible Housewife photo shoot. I am sure there is someone out there that really is tempted by this housewife overload. Actually, I KNOW there are people out there like that because I see the search terms that bring them to …

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Oct 24

Behind The Scenes- Horrible Housewife Photo Shoot

I am digging all of the enthusiasm for the first set of pictures from the Horrible Housewife photo shoot! I think you guys are having just as much fun as we did taking them. If you are drinking while reading these posts then the odds are good that you really are having just as much …

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Oct 19

What Makes a Horrible Housewife Photo Shoot Successful?

The Horrible Housewife is finally reporting for duty! Sir, yes sir! Yeah right, Michael wishes I was that submissive. I gave you guys a sneak peek of my Horrible Housewife photo shoot before I went all MIA. I am now ready to share more of the madness that includes lots and lots of wine. The question …

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Oct 11

DIY Star Wars Car Seat Cover

I love this Star Wars car seat cover and you can’t complain when it is only $12 to make. These covers can retail anywhere from $20-40 in a store or online, not to mention the whole Star Wars theme adds a premium. I wish I had one of these when Michael was younger. I will …

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Oct 09

Menopause Symptoms Know No Age Limits #PoiseFab5

My name is Mallery. I am 25. I have night sweats. I need to get serious for a hot minute so please enjoy any puns that I mix into this post. There was a point in my life where I honestly thought I was going to experience menopause before my time, I was 20 years …

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Oct 09

DIY Star Wars Crib Bumper

This crib bumper turned out much better than I anticipated. I was so proud of it when I stepped back to look at it because I really didn’t know how it was going to look when it was done. I have learned that I am pretty awful at measuring things and drawing straight lines. It …

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Oct 09

DIY Star Wars Bibs

There are actually 5 of these galaxy print bibs. We just have some things at Granny’s house and some things at my house right now so I couldn’t take a complete picture. These bibs match her burp cloths and are lined with a fleece back. They are $1.20 each.   EDIT 10/11/2012 The star bibs …

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Oct 09

DIY Star Wars Burp Cloths

So far these are the burp cloths that we have 100% complete. I have enough stuff for 40 burp cloths right now, but she clearly doesn’t need 40 to start. There are 8 of the star pattern and they cost $1.25 each. There are 8 of the galaxy pattern and they cost $1 each. There …

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