I know you guys have antsy pants as I slowly tempt you with pictures from the Horrible Housewife photo shoot. I am sure there is someone out there that really is tempted by this housewife overload. Actually, I KNOW there are people out there like that because I see the search terms that bring them to my site. I promise I will share the dirty secrets of people everywhere with you very soon.
You know you’re a mom when… you hide in the bathroom to be alone. -Mallery Schuplin
Do you have any idea how long my 2, maybe 3, showers a week are? You bet your ass they are a whole hour long and for good reasons!
- I have a lot of grooming to do.
- No work, no husband, no
babytoddler. - I play naked Words with Friends and/or Draw Something when I get out of the shower. What do you think about that Amy?
- No husband or toddler.
Which Horrible Housewife photo shoot picture is your favorite now?
For the record, this well manicured home is not my house. I wish my house was as put together as Lindsay’s is, but I do have a 15 month old running around, we did just recently move into this ‘project house’ and I still don’t have a maid. I promise I am easy to please! Do you know how Patty knows we were at her house? All of her knick knacks are on the dining room table and her pans are put back in the wrong spot.
A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night. -Chanakya
Wife- “Welcome home honey! How was your day?”
Please note that I do not have a pool or a pool boy. I just wish I had a poolboy.
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Lyuba
October 25, 2012 at 9:01 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Well, my all time favorite is still the one of you sitting in a lawn chair in your yard with a glass of wine.
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Christy
October 25, 2012 at 9:30 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Nice potty shot…lol!
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Amy
October 25, 2012 at 9:35 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Wine and pearls…
That really says it all, doesn’t it?
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Kristin Wheeler (Mama Luvs Books)
October 25, 2012 at 11:27 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
You crack me up!
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Adelina Priddis
October 26, 2012 at 10:25 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I don’t know how you do it, but I always walk away from your blog in laughter! It’s a toss up between the tractor and the laundry. Though I totally get the bathroom shot too (but maybe I’m more of a prude, and don’t think pics should be taken in there lol).
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Jeanette
October 26, 2012 at 10:35 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Yes on the bathroom shot! Love it!
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LaVonne
October 26, 2012 at 11:02 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
The green contrast with the yellow dress on the tractor is the best shot IMO. I laughed the most about the bathroom one though. {It is true, I hide out in the bathroom too.}
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Patricia Cook
October 28, 2012 at 11:56 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
And I once thought you were kind of reserved and quiet lol. Loving your blog and am now a regular reader. Thanks!
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Tabbetha Newsome
October 30, 2012 at 8:40 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
BATHROOM! All the way! I swear in order for me to get any type of peace I have to lock myself into my bathroom.. and act like Im not listening to Matt trying to talk to me through the door! I can see it now when Ayden is walking! lol!
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