I know you guys have antsy pants as I slowly tempt you with pictures from the Horrible Housewife photo shoot. I am sure there is someone out there that really is tempted by this housewife overload. Actually, I KNOW there are people out there like that because I see the search terms that bring them to my site. I promise I will share the dirty secrets of people everywhere with you very soon.
You know you’re a mom when… you hide in the bathroom to be alone. -Mallery Schuplin
Do you have any idea how long my 2, maybe 3, showers a week are? You bet your ass they are a whole hour long and for good reasons!
- I have a lot of grooming to do.
- No work, no husband, no
- I play naked Words with Friends and/or Draw Something when I get out of the shower. What do you think about that Amy?
- No husband or toddler.
Which Horrible Housewife photo shoot picture is your favorite now?
For the record, this well manicured home is not my house. I wish my house was as put together as Lindsay’s is, but I do have a 15 month old running around, we did just recently move into this ‘project house’ and I still don’t have a maid. I promise I am easy to please! Do you know how Patty knows we were at her house? All of her knick knacks are on the dining room table and her pans are put back in the wrong spot.
A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night. -Chanakya
Wife- “Welcome home honey! How was your day?”
Please note that I do not have a pool or a pool boy. I just wish I had a pool