The Horrible Housewife photo shoot finale is upon us! Can you believe it? Of course you can! I have sucked so hard at getting these pictures posted in a timely manner that my poor Lindsay has fallen into a deep depression because she assumes she is a failure. I tell my friends to only expect suckiness from me so they aren’t disappointed. (You should love on her in the comments to make up for how much I suck.)
Things we have learned from this Horrible Housewife photo shoot:
- I am a failure of a female because I can’t keep my hair from getting frizzy.
- I
likelove wine. - I owe Lindsay a giant wine glass.
- I have a really talented BFF.
- I have no desire to be a good housewife.
In my world this picture is actually reversed on laundry day. I do only do laundry when I run out of sports bras and yoga pants, or if my muffin top shirt is dirty. Let’s just say that my derriere looks a lot better in yoga pants than it does in a skirt because yoga pants actually hold things in place. Don’t even play like you have the perfect ass!
The toughest thing about being a housewife is you have no place to stay home from. -Mead Margaret
What is the best way to protect mom’s precious cargo of wine? Buckling the bottles in a car seat is the cracked out mom answer! “I swear I brought a baby toddler to the store with me. Son of a ….! I left Michael at the grocery store!”
I already know you guys are digging the sassy pants in this picture.
- I love panties.
- Victoria’s Secret is my favorite store.
- I have many panties in my drawer with the tags still on them.
- Lindsay still has my nude bra so I am stuck wearing a bright orange bra with everything. White trash much?
I {ADORE} this picture so much because it is beyond screwed up, it is royally fucked! LOL! I had no idea Michael was going to try and ‘pants’ me during my photo shoot. Not to mention, he had no idea Michael was getting in on the action. I felt so violated. 
It’s time to vote for the picture from the Horrible Housewife photo shoot that YOU think should be my header and/or button!
- Was it a shot from the ‘details’ portion?
- Maybe you liked one of the ‘behind the scenes’ pictures?
- Or did you find your favorite shot in the first part of the final pictures?
Just leave me a comment with your favorite here, on the Horrible Housewife Facebook page and if you really love me then do it on both!
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Rachael
October 30, 2012 at 1:50 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
The first picture of the full sink of dishes screams HH and does fit you. But I love the last picture!
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Alicia
October 30, 2012 at 8:26 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I like the first two for the header but that last one is my favorite! Too funny lol
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Amy
October 30, 2012 at 8:53 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Wait…my hair never frizzes. Do I win?
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Lyuba
October 30, 2012 at 8:57 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Oh, even though the first one is my absolute favorite of you, I LOOOVE the one of Michael looking up your “skirt”. It is hilarious, like you and your blog.
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Christy
October 30, 2012 at 10:51 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I love them all but I would have to say use the last one as your header. That one photo says so much about you and your family!
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cortney
October 30, 2012 at 1:42 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I like the one of u in the chair with the bottle of wine
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jenae
October 30, 2012 at 4:25 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
OH GOSH I LOVE ALL OF THEM MALLERY! i really cannot chose!
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Tabbetha Newsome
October 30, 2012 at 8:41 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
My two favs are you sitting in the chair
and the one with you, your husband and son! lol! that was just too funny! 
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Lena - @elenka29
October 31, 2012 at 9:24 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
LOve Love LOVE John Deer PIc best, but I love the laundry pic as well (your hair look so vibrant on it)
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Paula Bendfeldt-Diaz
November 16, 2012 at 9:23 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I love all of them and love your taste in panties. Mine are all so boring, I totally go for comfort…feeling sorry for my poor hubby right now! LOL!
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