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Would You Like Some Body Hair with That?

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Girls who don't shave their armpits and other body hair locations

“One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don’t even exist yet” -Dave Barry

Yep, I put that out there. I have no shame airing my dirty laundry or rather, my poor hygiene when I get busy. This picture of body hair sums up my life right now and I can’t wait for my sister’s baby shower to be over. I liked life a lot more when all I did was work and go to the gym. :)

My mom has a hard time relating to me and my sister because we are so alike and so very opposite of her when it comes to body hair. I can’t help but to include a snippet from one of our outlandish conversations for the sake of humor.

Body Hair Conversation-

Me- I shave my crotch more than I shave my legs, but I HAVE to have my pits shaved if I am going to the gym!

Sister- Why do you need to shave your pits to go to the gym?
Me- Because that’s where I draw the line.
Mom- You guys are disgusting.
So I will go crawl in my hole and you might see me later this week but it’s very possible you will see me closer to next week. I don’t even have the time to be funny right now! What’s up with that?
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My name is Mallery and I am a recovering workaholic. I curse like a sailor. I'm a mix of obsessive and awkward. I talk about bowel habits more than I should and I enjoy wine, gaming, and tattoos.

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  1. Athena

    I can relate to above convo between you and your sister: My fiance rarely touches my legs and I don’t let my pits get as hairy as his but I can’t stand pubic hair and that’ll get fixed every week.
    You are not the only one, I’d rather stand in the shower and get warm than shave the whole time I’m in there.
    AND I’m lazier than you are, I don’t have any small goblins to chase after. ^_^


  2. Jillian

    Oh geez I can relate to this! I happen to think working from home adds to the whole less than perfectly coiffed (or WAY less than perfectly maintained) thing :) I still don’t understand those women with 3 kids who don’t have a hair on their head out of place forget elsewhere on their bodies. What is their secret? Medieval torture? Invisible nannies??
    Jillian recently posted..Cute Gift Alert – Green Toys Build A BouquetMy Profile


  3. Ashley S

    I’m obsessive about shaving every day, hehe. I can’t imagine letting my hair grow!
    Ashley S recently posted..Our Visit to Dutch Wonderland ~ A Kingdom for Kids ~ #DutchWonderland #PennsylvaniaMy Profile


  4. Emily @ Baby Dickey

    Hahaha. So true!
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  5. michelle @AThriftyDiva

    Totally hear you, my showers are quick unless I want a toddler staring at me. Shaving is a luxury that happens less than I would like.
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  6. Meagan Paullin

    My brother and I are total weirdos… And my mom seldom has any clue what’s going on when we’re having a conversation, lol.
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  7. Adelina Priddis

    LOL! Seriously, I love how open you are. Just makes my day. I got lucky and my mom is just as crazy and me and my sisters. It’s my littlest sister that looks at us funny sometimes.
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  8. Angi

    I hate shaving in the “I don’t want to so I’m not going to” way. However I do force myself to shave every few weeks so it doesn’t get completely out of control.
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    Mallery Reply:

    Nice! :)


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