Nov 30
Anticipation can be killer when you are waiting on something like the test results from your toddler’s blood work. The our vivid imaginations make the hypothetical situations that run through your head are usually far worse that what actually ends up happening. I am full of what-ifs because I like to mentally prepare myself for …
Nov 29
Do you remember when the laundry saga began and then continued on? We had some first world problems going on for a minute there! I am so proud of my Horrible Husband and his newly organized closet right now; go ahead and give him a round of applause! <Insert clapping> It was so cute because …
Nov 28
It’s been far too serious up in this crib and it’s time that this Horrible Housewife got Gizoogle’d! Today I will be known as the Horrible Cribho and mah crazy ass is about to get crunk in da hizouse! {I am a white, white girl who doesn’t even know how to type ‘ebonics‘. I fail.} Let …
Nov 27
Yesterday tested my patience, or lack thereof, pretty hard. I have dubbed yesterday as ‘the day the house went cold’ and also the ‘official beginning of our eczema recovery journey‘. It was just a sucky day all around. I started my day by walking down the stairs and with each creaky old step the temperature dropped. …
Nov 26
Picture this rash all over your child’s body. Now picture them scratching away at it anytime they don’t have clothes on. Lets take this one step further and picture your ‘smooth as a baby’s butt’ child feeling like their skin belongs on a scaly snake. Pretty gross right? The only thing I hate more than …
Nov 22
I am thankful for… The little rugrat {that ripped me a new one, tears up the house, throws his cereal all over the floor, and takes man poops you can only clean up with a bath} because he gives me, and me alone, kisses when I ask for them. Modern medicine because I very much …
Nov 21
Here’s the deal, I like cocktails. I enjoy the smooth, sweet taste of a cocktail as I drink it like a juice box. Don’t you dare call me a lush! OK, OK, I might be a little bit of a a big flirt when I’ve loosened up a bit- you caught me. I know you …
Nov 18
You hope that babies and funerals don’t ever make it into the same sentence, but the truth is they sometimes do. Thankfully the only connection babies and funerals have in this sentence is that they both happened to me this week. Does it now make sense why there has only been one post in 8 …
Nov 16
For once in my life I truly feel like I am ahead of the game on something to do with the holidays. Last weekend we took Michael to Bass Pro Shops Santa’s Wonderland and he already has his picture with Santa Claus! Say what? You might be thinking that we are crazy because it isn’t even Thanksgiving …
Nov 08
I have been putting off this Star Wars tutu tutorial for a few weeks because I am a total slacker. (Try saying Star Wars tutu tutorial five times fast!) My sister was over last night so I finally decided to bite the bullet and just make the darn tutu! Let me just start by saying there …
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