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Nov 28

The Horrible Housewife Becomes a Horrible Cribho

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Listen idiot, you're a white chick who grew up in, and lives in the suburbs, so drop the ebonics before I punch you in the vag- gizoogle

It’s been far too serious up in this crib and it’s time that this Horrible Housewife got Gizoogle’d! Today I will be known as the Horrible Cribho and mah crazy ass is about to get crunk in da hizouse! {I am a white, white girl who doesn’t even know how to type ‘ebonics‘. I fail.}

Let me just give you a taste of what Gizoogle can do for you…
The Horrible Cribho is thankful for

The Horrible Cribho gets her drink on

Why is this funny?

  • Ripped mah crazy ass a freshly smoked up on… {haha}
  • Playa poops… {You have no idea!}
  • I smoke up tha smooth, sweet taste… {This is the only time I have ever thought the word smoke was funny.}
  • Crazy ass a lush, muthafucka… {I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.}

The Horrible Cribho's bunny gets gizoogle'd

I decided to see if my friends had equally funny results from Gizoogle. As The Bunny Hops is funny because I could see her saying this. Of course, she would only use vulgar language in the privacy of her own home. :)

The Horrible Cribho's insane friend gets gizoogle'd

LOL! I don’t even know where to start with this one. Insanity Is Not An Option unless you talk like this thugged-out ass does.

The Horrible Cribho's mommy friend gets gizoogle'd

“I can’t believe dat gangstas still bust cream of mushroom soup” HAHAHAHA This is the funniest one because Mommy Testers is the ‘purest soul’ of these three. I am a horrible person! hahahaha!

I hope this made you laugh and then Gizoogle your own site and/or your favorite site. Gizoogle is an all around good time. :)

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Mallery

I'm not perfect and I'm OK with it. I pick my battles so I have ammunition when it is something I really want. I still can't believe Michael takes me out in public because I have zero tact and curse like a sailor.

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  1. Samantha Fuller

    I honestly didn’t understand half if this post lol

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    Mallery Reply:

    LMAO!

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  2. Amy

    My chest hurts. I’m dying. You have KILLED me.
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  3. Jules@ A Little Bite of Life

    This is hil-ar-eous!!! I just gizoogled my blog and even with the changes I am Mary freakin poppins. I am pathetic!
    Jules@ A Little Bite of Life recently posted..My Favorite Things: Gifts for the Home Bar + A Bar Kit Give Away!My Profile

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