Monthly Archive: December 2012

Dec 31

My Favorite Keyword Searches of 2012

The keyword searches that bring people to Horrible Housewife are HORN-larious! <~ That word will make sense in a minute. Let me start things off and keep things clean by sharing some of the ‘normal’ keyword searches I get. Michaleen Schensky Star Wars baby shower Horrible Housewife When should girls start to shave Star Wars …

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Dec 31

Wine with Mallery- Merry {Late} Christmas!

Day 24 of Wine with Mallery is finally upon us and is a total slackers unite kind of post! I figured I wouldn’t suck so hard if I got a late Christmas post up, versus no Christmas post at all. Whatever makes me feel better about myself, right? I super, duper, promise the video has …

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Dec 30

Wine with Mallery- Why I Fail at Christmas

Day 23 of Wine with Mallery is finally upon us! This is going to be a true Whine Wine with Mallery as I explain to you why I failed at Christmas this year. I sucked so hard that Michael’s well has officially run dry! That right there is pretty freaking sucktastic! Wine with Mallery cliff notes …

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Dec 28

Wine with Mallery- ♪♫ I Like Big Butts ♪♫

Day 22 of Wine with Mallery is way late but I am sure you understand. I mean, it was Christmas. I was without a computer for a very long time. I was also supposed to interact with my family. I would just like to say that I successfully interacted with all family members this Christmas! …

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Dec 27

Show This to Your Man if You Want More Lingerie

Fellas, lets talk a minute about something I call a lingerie win-win situation. Do I have your attention? Good. Lingerie is the answer to EVERYTHING! There are very few women on this planet who will say they don’t want any lingerie if you give them the go ahead to make a sassy purchase. There is …

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Dec 22

Wine with Mallery- The Navy Comes to Town

Day 21 of Wine with Mallery and you guys are getting a short, hilarious video! (Sort of like Michael… ba-dum-tshh! Totally kidding guys! Or am I?) It’s only 7 minutes long and I pinky promise you will laugh your bum off! Laugh it off, shake it like a salt shaker, whatever works for you. I …

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Dec 21

Wine with Mallery- Pumping That Heavy Metal

Can you believe we are on day 20 of Wine with Mallery? There are only 5 more days of wine before my liver gets to take a break! Yee-haw! Words can’t express how excited I am for my wine detox. Wine with Mallery cliff notes for those who can’t watch the video… Wine with Mallery …

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Dec 20

Wine with Mallery- Housewife Meets The Southern Girl

Day 19 of Wine with Mallery is bringing back the funny, slightly buzzed, dancing girl and talking about one of the members of my online family. My mission- Find some dirt on one of my blogger friends. My goal- Make you realize how cool she is. Let the mission begin! Wine with Mallery cliff notes …

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Dec 19

Wine with Mallery- Why I Love Collective Bias

Day 18 of Wine with Mallery isn’t incredibly funny or overly serious. Today Wine with Mallery is slightly sappy and something my blogger buddies might only be able to relate to. I have been a part of an amazing group of bloggers for 2+ years and it is finally time to talk about why I …

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Dec 19

Wine with Mallery- Crazy Cats & Their Toys

Yeah buddy! Wine with Mallery isn’t too far behind! There was a bit ‘o drama yesterday that set my rockstar timeline back a little bit, I will recover. That just means I get to drink before the Christmas party tomorrow so I don’t fall off of my video schedule! Shucks! Wine with Mallery cliff notes for …

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