The keyword searches that bring people to Horrible Housewife are HORN-larious! <~ That word will make sense in a minute. Let me start things off and keep things clean by sharing some of the ‘normal’ keyword searches I get.
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Michaleen Schensky
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Star Wars baby shower
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Horrible Housewife
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When should girls start to shave
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Star Wars fabric
Sometimes I sit here and come up with ‘scenarios’ for the people who are Googling these phrases. We have the creepy old man, the pedophile, the horny teenager, and the adulterer. Buckle your seat belts as we go on a journey through the perverse minds of people around the world! (Just click the picture if you need it bigger.)
Most of the keyword searches are horny people
Perverts are like vampires, with those enchanted sunlight rings, walking among us and you don’t even know it! They are EVERYWHERE and sit at home ‘researching’ their preferred fantasy. Foot fetish? Check! Oral sex tips? Check! Neighbor in love with the wife next door? Check!
People be crazy!
People are looking for horny housewives
I had no idea there was a market for housewife porn when I started Horrible Housewife! I guess I could make some and prove to the world I really am the horniest housewife ever? Don’t people realize I wear a shirt, yoga pants, and a robe ALL DAY, every day? That has to be far from the sexy vision they have in their head.
Lindsay Decker is a porn star
This one cracks-me-up! I get hits on one of my BFFs’ name, Lindsay Decker, combined with dirty words all of the time! It is always something to do with her name and porn, or her name and naked. Apparently there is another Lindsay Decker out there that is into kinky, porn stuff; or Lindsay is just a closet freak. Hmm… I can totally see her having a secret sex side to her.
Multiple Sclerosis porn?
Multiple Sclerosis porn blows my mind! Seriously, who puts those two together? Is it the walker or the wheelchair that gets your blood racing? Do you have a hard time keeping it in your pants when you know she can’t run away because she is hooked up to an IV? Does my drop foot make my junk in the trunk will just the way you like it? Weirdos!
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Amy
December 31, 2012 at 8:36 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
No one every comes to my blog looking for porn stars. Just beavers.
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Mallery Reply:
December 31st, 2012 at 9:31 pm
Boo! I’m not feeling the beaver love from Google.
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Tesa @ 2 Wired 2 Tired
January 2, 2013 at 10:15 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I would have never thought people would search those terms for housewife either. At least you have a great sense of humor about it.
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Mallery Reply:
January 2nd, 2013 at 4:37 pm
You sort of need a sense of humor when you see things like that. hahahaha
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Grace Hodgin
January 2, 2013 at 10:29 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Those are some really interesting searches. It does take different people and tastes to make the world go round.
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Mallery Reply:
January 2nd, 2013 at 4:37 pm
It sure does!
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MyKidsGuide
January 2, 2013 at 10:35 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I love seeing the weird keywords that bring people to pages! On a side note, I want a Star Wars baby shower!!
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Mallery Reply:
January 2nd, 2013 at 4:36 pm
Her baby shower was a lot of fun!
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Francine Morrell
January 2, 2013 at 10:43 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Heh…I love looking at this kind of stuff. Make me laugh when what they are searching for is the polar opposite!
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Mallery Reply:
January 2nd, 2013 at 4:36 pm
There were so many more that I didn’t share because they are that bad. haha
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Nickida
January 2, 2013 at 11:30 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I just started to check that stuff on the stat checker on my blog but I don’t have anything like that. Wow I wonder what those people are thinking?
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Mallery Reply:
January 2nd, 2013 at 4:35 pm
I have no idea, haha!
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Amanda
January 2, 2013 at 2:38 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
What weird searches? Mine have some odd ones too
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michelle cantu
January 2, 2013 at 4:30 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
PRICELESS! The multiple sclerosis/porn is just weird.
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Mallery Reply:
January 2nd, 2013 at 4:34 pm
Right?! Never in my life would I have thought those two would go together.
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