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Dec 31

My Favorite Keyword Searches of 2012

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Horrible Housewife 2012 Keywords Search Terms

The keyword searches that bring people to Horrible Housewife are HORN-larious! <~ That word will make sense in a minute. Let me start things off and keep things clean by sharing some of the ‘normal’ keyword searches I get.

  1. Michaleen Schensky

  2. Star Wars baby shower

  3. Horrible Housewife

  4. When should girls start to shave

  5. Star Wars fabric

Sometimes I sit here and come up with ‘scenarios’ for the people who are Googling these phrases. We have the creepy old man, the pedophile, the horny teenager, and the adulterer. Buckle your seat belts as we go on a journey through the perverse minds of people around the world! (Just click the picture if you need it bigger.)

Horrible Housewife 2012 Keyword Searches- Horny People Most of the keyword searches are horny people

Perverts are like vampires, with those enchanted sunlight rings, walking among us and you don’t even know it! They are EVERYWHERE and sit at home ‘researching’ their preferred fantasy. Foot fetish? Check! Oral sex tips? Check! Neighbor in love with the wife next door? Check!

People be crazy!

Horrible Housewife 2012 Keyword Searches- Horny Housewives

People are looking for horny housewives

I had no idea there was a market for housewife porn when I started Horrible Housewife! I guess I could make some and prove to the world I really am the horniest housewife ever? Don’t people realize I wear a shirt, yoga pants, and a robe ALL DAY, every day? That has to be far from the sexy vision they have in their head.

Horrible Housewife 2012 Keyword Searches- Lindsay Decker Porn Lindsay Decker is a porn star

This one cracks-me-up! I get hits on one of my BFFs’ name, Lindsay Decker, combined with dirty words all of the time! It is always something to do with her name and porn, or her name and naked. Apparently there is another Lindsay Decker out there that is into kinky, porn stuff; or Lindsay is just a closet freak. Hmm… I can totally see her having a secret sex side to her.

Horrible Housewife 2012 Keyword Searches- Multiple Sclerosis Porn

Multiple Sclerosis porn?

Multiple Sclerosis porn blows my mind! Seriously, who puts those two together? Is it the walker or the wheelchair that gets your blood racing? Do you have a hard time keeping it in your pants when you know she can’t run away because she is hooked up to an IV? Does my drop foot make my junk in the trunk will just the way you like it? Weirdos!

Happy New Year!

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Mallery

My name is Mallery and I am a recovering workaholic. I curse like a sailor. I'm a mix of obsessive and awkward. I talk about bowel habits more than I should and I enjoy wine, gaming, and tattoos.

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  1. Amy

    No one every comes to my blog looking for porn stars. Just beavers.
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    Mallery Reply:

    Boo! I’m not feeling the beaver love from Google.

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  2. Tesa @ 2 Wired 2 Tired

    I would have never thought people would search those terms for housewife either. At least you have a great sense of humor about it.
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    Mallery Reply:

    You sort of need a sense of humor when you see things like that. hahahaha

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  3. Grace Hodgin

    Those are some really interesting searches. It does take different people and tastes to make the world go round.

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    Mallery Reply:

    It sure does!

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  4. MyKidsGuide

    I love seeing the weird keywords that bring people to pages! On a side note, I want a Star Wars baby shower!!
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    Mallery Reply:

    Her baby shower was a lot of fun!

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  5. Francine Morrell

    Heh…I love looking at this kind of stuff. Make me laugh when what they are searching for is the polar opposite!
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    Mallery Reply:

    There were so many more that I didn’t share because they are that bad. haha

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  6. Nickida

    I just started to check that stuff on the stat checker on my blog but I don’t have anything like that. Wow I wonder what those people are thinking?
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    Mallery Reply:

    I have no idea, haha!

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  7. Amanda

    What weird searches? Mine have some odd ones too :)
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  8. michelle cantu

    PRICELESS! The multiple sclerosis/porn is just weird.
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    Mallery Reply:

    Right?! Never in my life would I have thought those two would go together.

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