Day 22 of Wine with Mallery is way late but I am sure you understand. I mean, it was Christmas. I was without a computer for a very long time. I was also supposed to interact with my family. I would just like to say that I successfully interacted with all family members this Christmas! Now go grab your popcorn because this is another Wine with Mallery BFF singing video!
Wine with Mallery cliff notes for those who can’t watch the video…
Get this, Michael’s godfather’s name is also Michael (Mike). Mike lives in the U.P. so we really only see him during the holidays and have a distance makes the heart fonder thing going on. Mike’s mission was to buy Michael the most obnoxious toy (the popper push toy) he could find at the store! Mission accomplished for Daddy Michael but not for me! I am a sound fortress and welcome any toy that gets Michael to play by himself for any amount of time so I can work. I HIGHLY, totally not sponsored, recommend this toy!
I hope one day this picture makes Little Michael feel cool. Who doesn’t want to sit around and drink beer with their homies? I am thinking this will have to be a scene to replicate as Michael gets older so I can compare all of the future years to the picture where they are all good looking. Michael will get taller and his crew will get fatter and gray.
PS: I hope you watched the Wine with Mallery video because Little Michael decided to wake up at 1am and join the dance/music party. This is what I am guessing was going through his head that night.
DANE COOK: THE DANCE CLUB
Women go there to dance. They get all ready in the mirror with their friends. They’re like, ‘I just need to go. I just need to dance. I’m serious, tonight — no guys. Screw guys. I just need to — I’ve had a rough week, and I just need to dance it out. I just want to stand in a circle around our pocketbooks and shoes and just — I just want to dance. Dance!’ You will never, ever hear a guy say to one of his buddies, ‘Mike — Mike, Mike, listen, buddy. Tonight, bro, I gotta dance, dude. Screw chicks tonight, bro — I gotta dance!’
Trader Joe’s Dr. Beckermann Piesporter Michelsberg
I am going to keep this short and sweet because I pounded this wine Sunday night in a short and sweet fashion. At $5.99, this was the most expensive, cheap wine we bought at Trader Joe’s. It is sweet like a Riesling (Because it contains Riesling grapes.) and yet dry so it doesn’t make my teeth fuzzy. This wine is only a 9% so I would say pass on it if you have plans of drunken chaos. Surely someone else out there gets blitzed on wine. Please tell me I am not the only one… please?