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Wine with Mallery- ♪♫ I Like Big Butts ♪♫

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Wine with Mallery

Day 22 of Wine with Mallery is way late but I am sure you understand. I mean, it was Christmas. I was without a computer for a very long time. I was also supposed to interact with my family. I would just like to say that I successfully interacted with all family members this Christmas! Now go grab your popcorn because this is another Wine with Mallery BFF singing video! 😀

Wine with Mallery cliff notes for those who can’t watch the video…

Wine with Mallery- Little Michael meeting his godfather Michael

Get this, Michael’s godfather’s name is also Michael (Mike). Mike lives in the U.P. so we really only see him during the holidays and have a distance makes the heart fonder thing going on. Mike’s mission was to buy Michael the most obnoxious toy (the popper push toy) he could find at the store! Mission accomplished for Daddy Michael but not for me! I am a sound fortress and welcome any toy that gets Michael to play by himself for any amount of time so I can work. I HIGHLY, totally not sponsored, recommend this toy!
Wine with Mallery- Little Michael hanging out with the boys before bed I hope one day this picture makes Little Michael feel cool. Who doesn’t want to sit around and drink beer with their homies? I am thinking this will have to be a scene to replicate as Michael gets older so I can compare all of the future years to the picture where they are all good looking. Michael will get taller and his crew will get fatter and gray. 😉

PS: I hope you watched the Wine with Mallery video because Little Michael decided to wake up at 1am and join the dance/music party. This is what I am guessing was going through his head that night.


Women go there to dance. They get all ready in the mirror with their friends. They’re like, ‘I just need to go. I just need to dance. I’m serious, tonight — no guys. Screw guys. I just need to — I’ve had a rough week, and I just need to dance it out. I just want to stand in a circle around our pocketbooks and shoes and just — I just want to dance. Dance!’ You will never, ever hear a guy say to one of his buddies, ‘Mike — Mike, Mike, listen, buddy. Tonight, bro, I gotta dance, dude. Screw chicks tonight, bro — I gotta dance!’ 

Wine with Mallery- Trader Joe's Dr Beckermann Piesporter Michelsberg

Trader Joe’s Dr. Beckermann Piesporter Michelsberg

I am going to keep this short and sweet because I pounded this wine Sunday night in a short and sweet fashion. At $5.99, this was the most expensive, cheap wine we bought at Trader Joe’s. It is sweet like a Riesling (Because it contains Riesling grapes.) and yet dry so it doesn’t make my teeth fuzzy. This wine is only a 9% so I would say pass on it if you have plans of drunken chaos. Surely someone else out there gets blitzed on wine. Please tell me I am not the only one… please?

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About the author


My name is Mallery and I am a recovering workaholic. I curse like a sailor. I'm a mix of obsessive and awkward. I talk about bowel habits more than I should and I enjoy wine, gaming, and tattoos.

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  1. Amy

    Now I keep thinking Piesporter hot, Piesporter cold…

    Sorry about your finger. You deserve a facial. I’ll tell Michael.
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  2. Randa @ The Bewitchin' Kitchen

    We don’t have Trader Joe’s here in Canada, nor do we have liquor in our grocery/convience stores. That needs to change.
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  3. Nikki

    I’ve heard so many great things about Trader Joe’s wine. I wish we had a store closer to us. My brother gets wine from there a lot, and he’s a total wine snob!
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    Mallery Reply:

    I don’t know what I would do without TJ’s!


  4. Andrea Kruse

    Very ambitious lush you are. 😉

    Lol. and love the sound of bottles in the background, looks like you all had a crazy, fun night. …and kids never want to miss out on that.
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  5. Susan

    We have a trader joes… and I would love to try this


  6. Samantha K

    That is hilarious! And the picture of Michael with the guys is priceless!! Oh and I am going to have to try that wine for sure!
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  7. mel

    Mallery- all your videos crack me up! I love the fact that you said I can’t believe I am still here- I should be dead from all the craziness. You are spot on with everything! Anyway, look at him doing that baby got back video! You two must crack each other up all the time! Love it! Thanks for the good laugh!
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