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Wine with Mallery- The Navy Comes to Town

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Wine with Mallery

Day 21 of Wine with Mallery and you guys are getting a short, hilarious video! (Sort of like Michael… ba-dum-tshh! Totally kidding guys! Or am I?) It’s only 7 minutes long and I pinky promise you will laugh your bum off! Laugh it off, shake it like a salt shaker, whatever works for you. I need more guest stars because this is way funnier than what I could ever produce by myself! Well… I think hammered Mallery brings a little humor to the table, I might be a little biased. 😉

Wine with Mallery cliff notes for those who can’t watch the video…

Wine with Mallery- Boozing with the BFFs

Do you know why I love Michael’s BFFs? I love them because they still hang around after I say the most random shit you could possibly imagine. I talked about Depends, my clitoris, my ‘free pass’, Michael’s sexy underwear, and more. Seriously, why are these people my friends? Haha!

What a night!

I love that they came to our crib for this gathering! We want to hang with our homies, really we do. We just have this ball and chain called a child. The Schuplins are a fan-freaking-tastic time when the rugrat is in bed. My tip to the masses- wrap it before you tap it or be ready for the consequences.

Wine with Mallery- Trader Joe's 2010 Chiusa Grande Tommolo Montepulciano d'Abruzzo

Trader Joe’s 2010 Chiusa Grande Tommolo Montepulciano d’Abruzzo

Let’s just keep this one short and sweet… YUCK! This {really long name that I should type out again for SEO but I’m lazy} wine is AWFUL! The nose is spicy and the finish tastes like bologna! O-M-G, bologna! Blech! Let me go rinse my mouth out with urine because that would have tasted better.

Let me put it a different way…

Michael said, “I need more beer before that will taste good.”

That folks, is a dud!

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About the author


My name is Mallery and I am a recovering workaholic. I curse like a sailor. I'm a mix of obsessive and awkward. I talk about bowel habits more than I should and I enjoy wine, gaming, and tattoos.

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  1. Amy

    I’m troubled by so many things. Mostly that I heard in the background, “You want me to pee in that?”
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    Mallery Reply:

    That was the ‘tame’ portion of the night’s conversation.


  2. Rachael

    I thoroughly enjoyed this video! And who’s the best friend lmao


    Mallery Reply:

    I knew everyone would! Chris was one of the best men in our wedding. :)


  3. Christy

    Best video of the series. You know I’m prone to peeing my pants. I *might* have just done that. Kidding…but hysterical!
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  4. Grace Hodgin

    It is always great to be a friend and be surrounded by those that accept us for who we are.


  5. Kathleen Kennedy-Leon

    interesting. glad you are enjoying yourself so much-good for you CHEERS!
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  6. Ellen Christian

    Sounds like an interesting night!
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  7. Tiffany C.

    Thanks for the early morning laugh.


  8. Nickida

    Oh what a great video. LOL Thanks for the great laugh.
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  9. Kelly Stilwell

    Okay, so where do you live? Cuz I so should have been at that party…


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