Day 21 of Wine with Mallery and you guys are getting a short, hilarious video! (Sort of like Michael… ba-dum-tshh! Totally kidding guys! Or am I?) It’s only 7 minutes long and I pinky promise you will laugh your bum off! Laugh it off, shake it like a salt shaker, whatever works for you. I need more guest stars because this is way funnier than what I could ever produce by myself! Well… I think hammered Mallery brings a little humor to the table, I might be a little biased. 
Wine with Mallery cliff notes for those who can’t watch the video…
Do you know why I love Michael’s BFFs? I love them because they still hang around after I say the most random shit you could possibly imagine. I talked about Depends, my clitoris, my ‘free pass’, Michael’s sexy underwear, and more. Seriously, why are these people my friends? Haha!
What a night!
I love that they came to our crib for this gathering! We want to hang with our homies, really we do. We just have this ball and chain called a child. The Schuplins are a fan-freaking-tastic time when the rugrat is in bed. My tip to the masses- wrap it before you tap it or be ready for the consequences.
Trader Joe’s 2010 Chiusa Grande Tommolo Montepulciano d’Abruzzo
Let’s just keep this one short and sweet… YUCK! This {really long name that I should type out again for SEO but I’m lazy} wine is AWFUL! The nose is spicy and the finish tastes like bologna! O-M-G, bologna! Blech! Let me go rinse my mouth out with urine because that would have tasted better.
Let me put it a different way…
Michael said, “I need more beer before that will taste good.”
That folks, is a dud!
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Amy
December 22, 2012 at 3:16 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I’m troubled by so many things. Mostly that I heard in the background, “You want me to pee in that?”
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Mallery Reply:
December 22nd, 2012 at 11:03 pm
That was the ‘tame’ portion of the night’s conversation.
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Rachael
December 22, 2012 at 10:47 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I thoroughly enjoyed this video! And who’s the best friend lmao
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Mallery Reply:
December 22nd, 2012 at 11:02 pm
I knew everyone would! Chris was one of the best men in our wedding.
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Christy
December 22, 2012 at 11:57 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Best video of the series. You know I’m prone to peeing my pants. I *might* have just done that. Kidding…but hysterical!
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Grace Hodgin
December 27, 2012 at 7:43 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
It is always great to be a friend and be surrounded by those that accept us for who we are.
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Kathleen Kennedy-Leon
December 27, 2012 at 8:30 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
interesting. glad you are enjoying yourself so much-good for you CHEERS!
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Ellen Christian
December 27, 2012 at 9:34 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Sounds like an interesting night!
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Tiffany C.
December 27, 2012 at 9:39 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Thanks for the early morning laugh.
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Nickida
December 27, 2012 at 1:04 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Oh what a great video. LOL Thanks for the great laugh.
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Kelly Stilwell
March 6, 2013 at 9:24 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Okay, so where do you live? Cuz I so should have been at that party…
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