I am happy to report a little bow-chick-bow-ow is in order here in the Schuplin household! I forgot how easy it is to feel sexy again when I finally decide to say goodbye to bloating! Ahhhhh shoot! What woman doesn’t enjoy sex? A woman who is experiencing some excess weight and/or bloating, that’s who!
FYI: if you aren’t overweight or bloating and you answered that question as a person who doesn’t enjoy sex, you are doing it wrong and we need to talk.
The reason I decided to say goodbye to bloating…
Unfortunately, my little man in the boat was guarded by barbed wire and attack dogs while I ovulated last week! (This chicka doesn’t play around when it comes to getting pregnant again, except for this one time (at band camp) that put Michael on sex probation. Believe it or not, sex probation does exist in my world.) I was lucky enough to be granted exclusive access because… well… you know, a girl has some wicked needs that must be met while she is ovulating. (In case you didn’t know how babies are made.)
Cartoon credit (with permission)
With each day I went to the gym my libido doubled, it tripled, I was a horn dog who’s bun was missing a sausage! Loooovee meee! Michael was so desperate for some lovin’ he tried to bribe me into bed with wine! Nice try fella! Wine isn’t going to get you laid this time, no matter how sexy I feel.
How did I digress so much?
Say goodbye to bloating and you will feel sexy again!
The moral of the story is to suck it up and make the time for the gym. You will feel so much better about yourself once you say goodbye to bloating and hello to the gym! For real, it isn’t even about the weight you are losing, it’s about the way the gym makes you feel! (Not to mention that you can orgasm while exercising your abs.)
How did I drop 2 pounds last week?
I read this eye opening book and decided I needed to change some of my
bad habits. Then I purged the cupboards and replaced the food with healthy snacks I could fit into my tighter than tight schedule. I paired the healthy snacks with crazy simple dinner recipes, and topped it all off with going to the gym every weekday. I am officially addicted again to my crack cocaine known as working out. Yes!