Horrible Housewife Blogging Statistics & Top Posts for 2012

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2012 Horrible Housewife Blogging Statistics- Top Posts

Are you ready for some Horrible Housewife blogging statistics? I hope you said yes because you are getting them regardless.

Everyone says there are two things guaranteed in life- death and taxes. I would like to amend that phrase and add resolutions to that list. There is always a laundry list of: I’m going to the gym, I’m giving up pop, I’m quitting smoking, I’m giving up drinking… screeeechsay what? I will believe it when I see it. Although, this tub of lard is getting to the gym as soon as this damn laundry room is done.

Here is my attempt to seduce you into reading some of the posts from the mind of a 12 year old pervert. Just kidding! My most popular posts are family friendly because my dirty girl posts were mainly in December. 😉

Horrible Housewife Blogging Statistics- Top Posts for 2012

  1. Rachael’s Maternity Photo Shoot
  2. Cheesy Potato Bacon Soup
  3. Santa’s Wonderland at Bass Pro Shops
  4. Daily’s Frozen Pouches
  5. Lactation Cookies in a Jar
  6. Honey Bunches of Oats Treats
  7. Space Themed Baby Food Jars
  8. How to host a Star Wars Baby Shower
  9. Allergy Test for Toddler Eczema
  10. Horrible Housewife Photo Shoot Finals- Part 1

2012 Horrible Housewife Blogging Statistics

This part of the Horrible Housewife blogging statistics post is more for my blogger friends out there. I swear I have a couple of them! They only want to send Dora after me because they love me, right? That’s what I tell Michael so I hope it really is beaver love and not just a fling.


I never, EVER thought Horrible Housewife would grow as quickly as it did. (Shush your mouth if your site is better. Haha!) I’m happy and that is all that matters. Well, it has to pay the bills and make me happy.

Horrible Housewife launched 7/29/2012, the growth was slow in the beginning because I was SWAMPED to the max! Holy smokes! How did I survive July, August, and November? I believe it is called stress eating and skipping the gym to meet some deadlines. Dammmnnnn it!

I was totally on track for a 10,200K December and then Christmas hit. People actually hangout with their families and unplug? I had no idea that actually happened! I was bummed out for a few days, but I hit my growth goal so I was still pretty happy with my progress. The glass is half full of WINE!

Horrible Housewife Blogging Statistics- Top Traffic Sources

  1. Direct
  2. Google/organic
  3. Facebook
  4. Facebook mobile
  5. Pinterest

Now that the boring numbers are out of the way we can move on to our love affair. This song sums up how I feel about each and every one of you guys who visits, comments, gets offended, laughs, and shares my posts. I loooooveee you so much that I need a purple bunny friend.

I love myself I want you to love me Looove me! 
When I feel down I want you {below} meI like to be on top, especially in Google searches.
I search myself I want you to find meGoogle will guide you to me. (I hope.)
I forget myself I want you to remind meTell me when I flippin‘ suck at being funny. 

I don’t want anybody elseWell, I’d also like your friends so treat me like the community bicycle and share me!
When I think about you I touch myselfMichael has no idea it’s really you guys that get me going at night.

Here is to a rockin‘ 2013 just you, me, and 2286 other people. Ps: You might want to get tested. 😀

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    Mallery – that is amazing growth for your first year on HH and I can’t wait to see what you have to offer in 2013. Wait…maybe I can wait. I’m frightened, but just a little. I’m wearing my #pinksparklepants in your honor. Now stop touching yourself dang it. I can’t handle all of that mess. 😉
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    wow you are brave to put your stats up! I’m such a chicken about all of that, even though I don’t mind sharing them with brands and companies. You have some great numbers! I’ve been blogging for 5 years and are jealous of your stats lol. Way to go!
    Amiyrah recently posted..How We Plan Our Year in a DayMy Profile


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