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Jan 04

Searching for Mike Schuplin on Google?

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I need to tell you about the angel of Google who is always searching for Mike Schuplin on Google. I have developed an interesting relationship (in my head) with this mystery person. I want them to tell me how their day is. I look forward to their daily visit(s). I feel like I have known this person my whole life. Who are you angel of Google?

Angel of Google, guide and guardian,
Grant to me your glory.
Angel of Google, hide no longer.
Come to me, strange Angel.

 

Dear person searching for Mike Schuplin on Google,

Searching for Mike Schuplin on Google

Certain things drive me crazy like: not grouping all of the empty hangers together, not putting the pans back in an organized fashion, putting the toilet paper on so it comes out under, and surprises. I wouldn’t say that classifies me as full OCD, just specific about certain things? Whatever justification makes me feel better about my many quirks.

I promise I don’t check the panty color of each person that visits Horrible Housewife. I only check out people searching for Mike Schuplin on Google not once, not twice, but multiple times. It’s driving me crazy! You might be wondering how I know my angel of Google is searching for Mike Schuplin; Google Analytics is my secret weapon!
Who is searching for Mike Schuplin on Google See what I am talking about? I love, love, love that this person comes back for more! It’s just… I am terribly confused as to why they are searching for Mike Schuplin on Google and not using a bookmark to come directly to the site. I really shouldn’t care so much, but I am BEYOND curious to learn who my angel of Google is!

What is your name? Do I know you? I’m dying over here!

Visits from the person searching for Mike Schuplin on Google

Thank you for looooooving me long time! Thank you for visiting 15 times since 12/28/12! I have one favor to ask of you. Can you put me out of my misery and let me know who you are? This is torture! I NEED to who you are! I’m begging you!

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Mallery

My name is Mallery and I am a recovering workaholic. I curse like a sailor. I'm a mix of obsessive and awkward. I talk about bowel habits more than I should and I enjoy wine, gaming, and tattoos.

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  1. janet

    This is just hilarious! I hope you find out who…and more importantly…why?!!
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    Mallery Reply:

    I hope I find out who so I can obsess over something new. :)

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  2. Kacy

    I’m laughing so hard I think I might wake the kids :) Very nice lyrics!! Bahaha!!!

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  3. Alicia

    Get em!

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  4. Have Sippy Will Travel Mommy Blogger

    thats nutters LOL

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  5. Tree Lindsay

    Too funny!! By the way, I have the same OCDish tendencies and peeves that you have! lol
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  6. Sheila

    OMG.. you are cracking me up!!
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    Mallery Reply:

    Good because I am freaking going crazy over here!

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  7. Brianne

    That’s kind of funny! Hope you figure it all out!
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  8. Dan

    The funny thing is that because of this post your site is now on page 1 of Google results for Mike Schuplin.
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    Mallery Reply:

    A wife should dominate everything in her man’s life. ;)

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