Guess what? I’m starting a new series called Toddler Says! It’s about to be all, “OMG, did you see Michael blink? OMG, did you know Michael is the best breather in town? OMG, Michael learned how to poop!” up in here. Not so much, but it will be pretty cool to document the different words he learns. Or maybe this one is just a big deal because he said momma! Eeeeee!
Toddler Says… Momma!
Yep, that totally happened today. Here’s the deal on how I classify ‘words’. I’ve heard him say, what sounded like, momma plenty of times, but those don’t count. He said words that sounded like dada for the longest time before I officially announced he could say dada. Maybe I am just being a meanie pants and want it to be more than just sounds? I’m probably giving Michael a perfection complex earlier than I thought I would. Whoops! Must-not-screw-my-kid-up-too-early.
Did you know I’m raising Michael to be the next Hugh Hefner? The only difference in my Hugh Hefner and the current Hugh Hefner is the color of his sexy time robe. Listen up ladies of the future! Michael is representing the #purplearmy so you best leave that pink shiz-nit at home! Have you ever heard of ride or die? Well, this is a purple or DYE type of household! You better get to steppin’ if you can’t hang with the #purplearmy. (Where does my brain come up with these things? I don’t understand how it works most of the time. LOL!)
Ps: Daddy Michael totally thought Michael said that special word I keep signing and repeating to him during diaper changes. When the thought crossed his mind he made sure to express is feelings in the vulgar language sort of way. I got you good, sucker!