Guess what? I’m starting a new series called Toddler Says! It’s about to be all, “OMG, did you see Michael blink? OMG, did you know Michael is the best breather in town? OMG, Michael learned how to poop!” up in here. Not so much, but it will be pretty cool to document the different words he learns. Or maybe this one is just a big deal because he said momma! Eeeeee!
Toddler Says… Momma!
Yep, that totally happened today. Here’s the deal on how I classify ‘words’. I’ve heard him say, what sounded like, momma plenty of times, but those don’t count. He said words that sounded like dada for the longest time before I officially announced he could say dada. Maybe I am just being a meanie pants and want it to be more than just sounds? I’m probably giving Michael a perfection complex earlier than I thought I would. Whoops! Must-not-screw-my-kid-up-too-early.
Did you know I’m raising Michael to be the next Hugh Hefner? The only difference in my Hugh Hefner and the current Hugh Hefner is the color of his sexy time robe. Listen up ladies of the future! Michael is representing the #purplearmy so you best leave that pink shiz-nit at home! Have you ever heard of ride or die? Well, this is a purple or DYE type of household! You better get to steppin’ if you can’t hang with the #purplearmy. (Where does my brain come up with these things? I don’t understand how it works most of the time. LOL!)
Ps: Daddy Michael totally thought Michael said that special word I keep signing and repeating to him during diaper changes. When the thought crossed his mind he made sure to express is feelings in the vulgar language sort of way. I got you good, sucker! 
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mel
January 6, 2013 at 9:23 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Aw too cute! That was Z Z first word too! Michael says it adorably!
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Jillian
January 6, 2013 at 9:39 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
YAY!!! That is a very clear and undeniable Momma!! PS Michael is the cutest naked piano player I’ve ever seen.
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janet
January 6, 2013 at 10:23 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
First, yayayay!!!! You go, Momma!! Second, I totally get the perfectionist complex because my kid wakes up from naps with me and asks if that was a “good” nap and if I say yes, he says “because I’m getting big and being a good boy”…uhhh… I can’t wait to read what he says next!
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Rachael
January 7, 2013 at 2:00 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Yay!!
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Christy
January 7, 2013 at 3:11 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
See, at first I liked this post when I saw the video and how cutely Michael said Mama but then you had to go in to the whole #purplearmy thing and ruin it for all of us. Boo you!
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Danielle
January 7, 2013 at 4:21 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Super cute! He’s growing so big!
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samantha K
January 7, 2013 at 5:54 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Yay! I may be slightly jealous because all three of my sons said Dadda first. Can’t wait for the next in the series
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Jackie
January 7, 2013 at 8:03 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
So cute!
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Shauna
January 7, 2013 at 8:17 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
awe, how awesome… my youngest chose to say MAMA LAST
literally she would say her own name before mine 
ha, ha, ha
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Mallery Reply:
January 8th, 2013 at 1:30 pm
Oh boo!
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Lindsey G.
January 7, 2013 at 8:55 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Adorable! This post totally cracked me up – love the PURPLE robe!
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Mallery Reply:
January 8th, 2013 at 1:30 pm
It’s really my newest purple blazer. haha
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Andrea Kruse
January 8, 2013 at 4:58 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Neither of my two said “mama” or “dada” first. Lol. I still have high hopes for baby #3.
It is always a proud moment as a parent.. and pretty proud moment for the little guy saying it when he sees your reaction, too. He is darling. Enjoy every precious moment.
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Shary
January 8, 2013 at 9:46 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
My daughter’s first word was cat. Pft.
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Mallery Reply:
January 8th, 2013 at 10:21 pm
I swear he said cat before momma! It was one of those things you thought you heard, but you couldn’t be certain of.
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Marina
January 9, 2013 at 10:27 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Yay! My son’s first was dog and then Dada. Mama took a while to come!
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Victoria
January 10, 2013 at 8:06 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Wow! Sounds like you have been having lots of fun teaching your little one!
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Holly @ Woman Tribune
January 11, 2013 at 10:46 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Aww, adorable! And I am loving that purple sexy time robe. (Love that you called it the sexy time robe, too!)
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Mallery Reply:
January 12th, 2013 at 1:00 am
LOL! It is just a purple blazer that made me think of Hugh. (I’m a terrible mom!) hahaha
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