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Jan 06

Toddler Says: Momma!

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toddler says- naked toddler playing the piano Guess what? I’m starting a new series called Toddler Says! It’s about to be all, “OMG, did you see Michael blink? OMG, did you know Michael is the best breather in town? OMG, Michael learned how to poop!” up in here. Not so much, but it will be pretty cool to document the different words he learns. Or maybe this one is just a big deal because he said momma! Eeeeee!

Toddler Says… Momma!

Yep, that totally happened today. Here’s the deal on how I classify ‘words’. I’ve heard him say, what sounded like, momma plenty of times, but those don’t count. He said words that sounded like dada for the longest time before I officially announced he could say dada. Maybe I am just being a meanie pants and want it to be more than just sounds? I’m probably giving Michael a perfection complex earlier than I thought I would. Whoops! Must-not-screw-my-kid-up-too-early.

toddler says- Toddler grows up to be Hugh Hefner

Did you know I’m raising Michael to be the next Hugh Hefner? The only difference in my Hugh Hefner and the current Hugh Hefner is the color of his sexy time robe. Listen up ladies of the future! Michael is representing the #purplearmy so you best leave that pink shiz-nit at home! Have you ever heard of ride or die?  Well, this is a purple or DYE type of household! You better get to steppin’ if you can’t hang with the #purplearmy. (Where does my brain come up with these things? I don’t understand how it works most of the time. LOL!)

Ps: Daddy Michael totally thought Michael said that special word I keep signing and repeating to him during diaper changes. When the thought crossed his mind he made sure to express is feelings in the vulgar language sort of way. I got you good, sucker! :)

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Mallery

My name is Mallery and I am a recovering workaholic. I curse like a sailor. I'm a mix of obsessive and awkward. I talk about bowel habits more than I should and I enjoy wine, gaming, and tattoos.

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  1. mel

    Aw too cute! That was Z Z first word too! Michael says it adorably!
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  2. Jillian

    YAY!!! That is a very clear and undeniable Momma!! PS Michael is the cutest naked piano player I’ve ever seen.
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  3. janet

    First, yayayay!!!! You go, Momma!! Second, I totally get the perfectionist complex because my kid wakes up from naps with me and asks if that was a “good” nap and if I say yes, he says “because I’m getting big and being a good boy”…uhhh… I can’t wait to read what he says next!
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  4. Rachael

    Yay!!

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  5. Christy

    See, at first I liked this post when I saw the video and how cutely Michael said Mama but then you had to go in to the whole #purplearmy thing and ruin it for all of us. Boo you!
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  6. Danielle

    Super cute! He’s growing so big!
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  7. samantha K

    Yay! I may be slightly jealous because all three of my sons said Dadda first. Can’t wait for the next in the series :)
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  8. Jackie

    So cute!

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  9. Shauna

    awe, how awesome… my youngest chose to say MAMA LAST :) literally she would say her own name before mine :) ha, ha, ha

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    Mallery Reply:

    Oh boo!

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  10. Lindsey G.

    Adorable! This post totally cracked me up – love the PURPLE robe!
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    Mallery Reply:

    It’s really my newest purple blazer. haha

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  11. Andrea Kruse

    Neither of my two said “mama” or “dada” first. Lol. I still have high hopes for baby #3.

    It is always a proud moment as a parent.. and pretty proud moment for the little guy saying it when he sees your reaction, too. He is darling. Enjoy every precious moment.
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  12. Shary

    My daughter’s first word was cat. Pft.
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    Mallery Reply:

    I swear he said cat before momma! It was one of those things you thought you heard, but you couldn’t be certain of.

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  13. Marina

    Yay! My son’s first was dog and then Dada. Mama took a while to come!
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  14. Victoria

    Wow! Sounds like you have been having lots of fun teaching your little one!
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  15. Holly @ Woman Tribune

    Aww, adorable! And I am loving that purple sexy time robe. (Love that you called it the sexy time robe, too!)
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    Mallery Reply:

    LOL! It is just a purple blazer that made me think of Hugh. (I’m a terrible mom!) hahaha

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