Accepting Fashion Guru Applications

Horrible Housewife is bringing the #purplearmy with her to SoFabCon courtesy of fashions from CWonder #cbias

Why is a 25 year old accepting fashion guru applications? Funny you should ask! I am a hostage of the ever popular yoga pants, better known as the work at home mom’s wardrobe. Yoga pants accommodate my muffin top. They make my ba donk a donk look good. And Let’s not forget that I can sleep, chase my […]

The Story of the Accidental Dutch Oven

Nothing says I love you like a dutch oven {Horrible Housewife}

I made a deeply regrettable mistake this weekend; I gave myself a dutch oven. I’m not talking about the red pot in my kitchen cupboard, either. I’m talking about the most nauseating stench you have ever experienced in your life. It was so offensive I wanted to check Michael’s pants to see if there was a rotting corpse in […]

Getting My Ba Donk a Donk Back

Goldfish don't help get the Horrible Housewife's ba donk a donk get back in shape

It’s week 5 of healthy living and my weight loss journey hasn’t been good if you are looking at the scale. If you are looking at my ba donk a donk then you might say this weight loss journey is going very well! Did you know men use the phrase ‘mom butt’ when talking about a […]

Honey Bunches of Oats Recipe {Coconut Cereal Bar}

Honey Bunches of Oats recipe for coconut marshmallow treats {Horrible Housewife}

The word on the street is that you guys are in love with Honey Bunches of Oats recipes. I can’t say I blame you! Who doesn’t like an ooey, gooey marshmallow treat when it is made with your favorite Honey Bunches of Oats cereal? I refuse to accept that I am the only marshmallow treat […]

Adults Only JENGA… No Kids Allowed

Adults only... no kids allowed time bomb {Horrible Housewife}

Don’t let this kid friendly topic fool you. JENGA is definitely an adults only sort of thing. I will cut you if you even look like you are about to shake the table during my turn! Cut you! And you thought the way I played Monopoly was bad… Why is JENGA Boom an adults only game? I don’t need […]

What She Really Wanted for Valentine’s Day

Next time you will know what she wanted for Valentine's Day {Horrible Housewife}

I told you I would be back with a post about what she really wanted for Valentine’s Day! The top 10 gifts I shared with you last week are good gifts, just not want she really wanted from you. Don’t be a fool two years in a row and save this post for next year! […]