Why is a 25 year old accepting fashion guru applications? Funny you should ask! I am a hostage of the ever popular yoga pants, better known as the work at home mom’s wardrobe. Yoga pants accommodate my muffin top. They make my ba donk a donk look good. And Let’s not forget that I can sleep, chase my kid, and go to the gym in the same pair of yoga pants. Doesn’t that sound glorious? I think so.
Except, I’m going to SoFabCon in May and I need to take my fashion to this level…
♫ I like that boom boom pow
Them chickens jackin’ my style
They try copy my swagger ♫
Go visit C. Wonder and tell me the first thing you notice. I will wait so please don’t get too distracted…
… COLOR!
Could they have my purple pants? Nah! Who carries pants that extraordinary? Stranger things have happened, right? That is exactly how you would describe this shopping experience! You will never guess what I will be arriving to SoFabCon in!
Aren’t my pants wonderful?
Fashion gurus need not apply
Dare I say doing a bit of online shopping at C. Wonder did me good? C. Wonder literally has sassy pants, in all sorts of colors: purple, yellow, pistachio, etc. I like sassy pants and felt right at home bouncing from one vivid piece of clothing to the next. I mean, where else am I going to be able to buy purple army appropriate pants? This means Sparkle Pants has to take a picture with me while I’m wearing them! Squee!
Mark your calendars because this mommy has found her fashion swagger and is getting out of the house in her purple pants! If you couldn’t tell from my purple outfit, I’m what you would call an extremist, a believer in go big or go home. This is one time I won’t have to sit on the sink painting my eyebrows in while my toddler pulls everything out of the cupboard. Bring on the conferences, baby!
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janet
February 27, 2013 at 7:21 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
This.is.AWESOME!! You are such the #purplearmy leader and I have much to learn!!
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Kristin Wheeler (Mama Luvs Books)
February 27, 2013 at 9:37 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Lookin’ awesome girl! I can’t wait to see you sporting the #PurpleArmy outfit right off the plane at SoFabCon! SWEET!!! =) I better go shopping soon!
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Jillian
February 28, 2013 at 1:26 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
You know, as your fashion advisor I don’t think you have enough purple on. Maybe a bow would help? I just don’t get the vibe that you really enjoy the color purple.
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Mallery Reply:
February 28th, 2013 at 9:24 am
The bow will be coming out for SFC!
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Elizabeth L
February 28, 2013 at 9:21 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I LOVE those pants! They are so cute!
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Christy
February 28, 2013 at 9:28 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
OK, the color is hideous, but the pants are fabulous. I’m headed off to C.Wonder to see if I can find some #pinksparklepants now. Wait until you see my get off the plane get up. I’m hoping to make you gag.
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Nickida
February 28, 2013 at 9:34 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Being at home yoga pants are the best. I just picked up some to lounge around the house with. You purple pants are cute.
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Kelsey Apley
February 28, 2013 at 9:36 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Hhaha love the pictures!! You sassy thing you! Love the sparkly top, super cute!! Rock it girl!!!
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Krystyn @ Really, Are You Serious?
February 28, 2013 at 11:30 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Looking good! I need some color pop and wardrobe help, too! It’s bad!
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Jeannette
February 28, 2013 at 11:57 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
You look so cute and the clothes are fabulous! The sparkly top is my favorite! I’m sure you’re going to rock your look at SoFabCon!
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Jamie
February 28, 2013 at 7:21 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
What a fun quirky post =) yay.
Color looks great on you!
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Tesa @ 2 Wired 2 Tired
February 28, 2013 at 8:44 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I think your outfits are really cute! I love the top in the first one. It looks like it’d be perfect for going out or hanging around at home comfy.
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Alison
March 1, 2013 at 12:01 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Absolutely love the purple pants! They rock!
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Mallery Reply:
March 5th, 2013 at 3:56 pm
I thought they did too!
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mel
March 2, 2013 at 5:10 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Looking fantastic! You are adorable and I love the clothes!
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Mallery Reply:
March 5th, 2013 at 3:55 pm
Thank you!
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Amanda
March 5, 2013 at 10:55 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Really cute clothes and you pull off purple so well! Can’t wait to see the clash of purple and pink at SoFabCon.
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Mallery Reply:
March 5th, 2013 at 3:43 pm
It should be epic.
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