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Adults Only JENGA… No Kids Allowed

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Adults only... no kids allowed during a game of JENGA Boom {Horrible Housewife}

Don’t let this kid friendly topic fool you. JENGA is definitely an adults only sort of thing. I will cut you if you even look like you are about to shake the table during my turn! Cut you! And you thought the way I played Monopoly was bad…

Why is JENGA Boom an adults only game?

This is why JENGA Boom is an adults only... no kids allowed game. {Horrible Housewife}

  • I don’t need help making the above picture happen.
  • I swear… a lot! Let me paint a picture for you. I don’t say sugar bunny or baby when I’m playing a game with Michael. The nicest thing you are going to get out of my mouth is, “are you stupid? You must be stupid! Really?”
  • I try to get my opponents blitzed so I have an advantage over their weakened state of awareness. You know this is my go-to when I play games.
  • I get tunnel vision and I would stomp on my kid’s face if he got too close. JENGA is that intense.
  • And… umm… I might think the timer is a good length of time for Michael to realize he is wrong in an argument.   So what if I explode daily weekly. Anyone who stays home with a small child DESERVES to blow up in the presence of their spouse. :)

Adults only... no kids allowed time bomb {Horrible Housewife}

“Michael says I’m a time bomb; however, I disagree.”

Are you ready for the JENGA Boom giveaway?

One of you stinkers are going to win your very own adults only game. (JENGA Boom isn’t really an adults only game. It only becomes an adults only game when you play for blood.) 

a Rafflecopter giveaway

I received a copy of JENGA Boom in order to facilitate my review. All opinions and crazy rants are my own.

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My name is Mallery and I am a recovering workaholic. I curse like a sailor. I'm a mix of obsessive and awkward. I talk about bowel habits more than I should and I enjoy wine, gaming, and tattoos.

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  1. Jillian

    I swear I am not kidding when I say Jenga. That and Trivial Pursuit….yep we’re a strange family. I had NO idea Jenga Boom existed!!
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    Mallery Reply:

    It will give you anxiety while you are pushing your block. :)


  2. Samantha Fuller

    My favorite game is spoons. So easy but amazing :)


  3. rich morris

    my favorite is monopoly


  4. nickie

    we love trouble


  5. Ann Fantom

    We like to play Trouble during our family game nights


  6. Cynthia C

    Scrabble is a favorite.


  7. Becky D

    We all love apple to apple of old fashion mexican train dominos.





  9. Danielle



  10. ryan minton

    we love playing clue or 5 kings



  11. jessica edwards

    candyland (my daughter is 5 )


  12. Stacy

    We really like to play Life!


  13. Meghan

    We love to play Monopoly & Scrabble!


  14. cassandra mccann

    we love CLUE


  15. Tamar

    I like rummikub.


  16. joni

    Right now we are hooked on Uno Attack.


  17. Bo

    We love Cranium!


  18. Sandy VanHoey

    Monopoly, we use to play that all the time


  19. cortney

    monopoly mostly but this game looks awesome!!!


  20. steve weber

    card games or rummicube.


  21. James Beck



  22. Erika

    My family loved Candyland right now!


  23. Hesper Fry

    We like Sorry


  24. Amy G.



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  26. Yesenia

    We enjoy playing Sequence!


  27. Jenn

    We are so into beat the parents and headbandz this game seems like it would ramp up my anxiety level but so worth the fun!


  28. Catherine F.

    I love Jenga I never knew Jenga Boom existed looks like it could be alot of fun for game night!


  29. Jennifer

    I love Clue!


  30. Kristi C

    The Game of Life.


  31. Lesley F

    We love Scattegories


  32. Erin E

    I always loved to play Life and also the original Jenga. I’m terrible at both, but they were fun!
    Thank you for the wonderful giveaway!

    Erin E
    fairyfractal at gmail dot com


  33. Katie Roch

    My family loves playing uno


  34. Heather McCormick



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  36. Jeanna

    We like to play Uno Roboto!


  37. Erica C.

    I liked Scrabble.


  38. Rebecca Peters

    We like life


  39. danielle lima

    Monopoly and operation


  40. darla



  41. Paula Michele Hafner

    We like to play Scrabble.


  42. Misses Giveaways

    we all love uno


  43. Valerie Taylor Mabrey

    apples to apples
    vmkids3 at msn dot com


  44. Tim

    The kids are too young for most games, but they like Life.


  45. Paula Tavernie

    We love playing Sorry!!!
    ptavernie at yahoo dot com


  46. Tonya Dean

    Boo-opoly, Halloween version of Monopoly



  47. sarah keel

    I liked monopoly


  48. Robby Rob

    used to love playing Monopoly and Phase 10 with my parents. Now i play Monopoly with my kids. haven’t introduced them to phase 10 yet though


  49. Ronald Snyder

    I loved to play Sorry as a kid!


  50. Jennifer G



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