Alright ladies and gents! It’s time to vote for the new Horrible Housewife blog header! A special thanks goes out to my REAL LIFE BFF, Lindsay Decker (Not Lindsay Decker the porn star.) for putting these together. I’m sorry from the bottom of my cold, dark heart for sucking it up and taking 6+ months to deliver the goods. Will you ever be able to forgive me? Please?
Phew! I was worried you wouldn’t be able to let bygones be bygones! We can start the appointment once you go to your happy place and play along like you are getting your eyes checked. Is your chin on the rest and your forehead pressed against the plastic? Let’s get the show on the road!
Eye Doctor, “Is 1 or 2 better?”
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Eye Doctor, “Good. How about 3 or 4?”
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Eye Doctor, “I hope you were paying attention during the exam. Do you like 1, 4, or 5 the best?”
I can’t make up my mind on my favorite so you get to do it for me. Pretty please? It’s been a long time since I had an epic first world problem like this! Oh the decisions! Wahh! Life is so hard for this lazy housewife! Please don’t make my brain work too hard on a Friday! Wahh!
Which header is your favorite? Is there anything you would like to see instead?
I feel like I just got my period and you are helping me pick out my sanitary products for the very first time. In case you didn’t know, the first time is a big deal! You little girl is growing up so quickly. *Tear*