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Feb 08

Vote for the Horrible Housewife Blog Header

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Alright ladies and gents! It’s time to vote for the new Horrible Housewife blog header! A special thanks goes out to my REAL LIFE BFF, Lindsay Decker (Not Lindsay Decker the porn star.) for putting these together. I’m sorry from the bottom of my cold, dark heart for sucking it up and taking 6+ months to deliver the goods. Will you ever be able to forgive me? Please?

Phew! I was worried you wouldn’t be able to let bygones be bygones! We can start the appointment once you go to your happy place and play along like you are getting your eyes checked. Is your chin on the rest and your forehead pressed against the plastic? Let’s get the show on the road!

Horrible Housewife Blog Header 1 Horrible Housewife Blog Header- sink full of dirty dishes

Horrible Housewife Blog Header 2 Horrible Housewife Blog Header- sink full of dirty dishes 2

Eye Doctor, “Is 1 or 2 better?”

Horrible Housewife Blog Header 3

Horrible Housewife Blog Header - cell phone

Horrible Housewife Blog Header 4

Horrible Housewife Blog Header- cell phone distractions

Eye Doctor, “Good. How about 3 or 4?”

Horrible Housewife Blog Header 5

Horrible Housewife blog header - laundry basket

Eye Doctor, “I hope you were paying attention during the exam. Do you like 1, 4, or 5 the best?”

I can’t make up my mind on my favorite so you get to do it for me. Pretty please? It’s been a long time since I had an epic first world problem like this! Oh the decisions! Wahh! Life is so hard for this lazy housewife! Please don’t make my brain work too hard on a Friday! Wahh!

Which header is your favorite? Is there anything you would like to see instead?

I feel like I just got my period and you are helping me pick out my sanitary products for the very first time. In case you didn’t know, the first time is a big deal! You little girl is growing up so quickly. *Tear*

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Mallery

My name is Mallery and I am a recovering workaholic. I curse like a sailor. I'm a mix of obsessive and awkward. I talk about bowel habits more than I should and I enjoy wine, gaming, and tattoos.

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  1. Ashley

    At a quick glance, 4 jumped out at me first!
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  2. Adelina Priddis

    hahaha, just looking at the pictures I was going to say I like 1, 4 and 5, lol. It took me a moment to see what was different in 1 and 2 though…maybe I really need an eye doctor.
    I would go with 1 because we can see your pretty face staring us down :) but 5 would be my second choice.
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  3. Jess

    I love #4! I think the picture is fabulous and your blog name stands out well. All of them are great though!!
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  4. Shelby

    I am all about #1 because I just think you’re so dang gorgeous!

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  5. Jen Kniivila

    #5! Most appropriate image for the inspiration behind the blog, in my opinion.

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  6. LaVonne

    I like 4 but maybe with a little lighter font color. They are all so creative! You personal pic looks fabulous too ;)
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  7. Jessica

    I like number 5.

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  8. Sandy Jenney

    My favorite is #4. After that #1. But 1 and 2 give me the feeling of a food blog. lol Looks like you’re in a kitchen and you look too happy and pretty to be a horrible housewife. Where as #4 shows a reason why you might be considered a horrible housewife. lol
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  9. mel

    I love the first one. I prefer that font too! Girl, you are GORGEOUS!
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  10. **Nicole**

    Oh that’s SO hard!!! But I’d say one or five–I really love seeing YOU in one but five gives such a feel for what your blog embodies that I LOVE it too! :)
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  11. Amy

    Number five. And if that’s not what you pick I’m never talking to you again. I mean it.
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  12. Margot C

    I think #4 is the most striking.

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  13. Connie

    #5 but with your face added = perfection! :)
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  14. Kristin Wheeler (Mama Luvs Books)

    I vote for Number 4!!! Although 5 is cute too!
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  15. Emily

    5, but move the font to somewhere less distracting. Maybe add your face too.
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  16. Dawn

    I think I like #1 best. I also like #3 and #4. I don’t really like #5 at all.

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  17. Krystle

    I really like number 5!!
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  18. Ericka @NibblesNFeasts

    I vote #5!

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  19. Dawn Lopez

    OOh that is a tough call.. they all have something cool and quirky about them. I think I do like #5 the best though, love the dirty laundry.. stray show and of course bottle of alcohol, lol!
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  20. Christy

    I say #5 most definitely! That image says it all. The photo of you in 1 and 2 is awesome and you should use it on the site but it does give too much of a June Cleaver look as a header and that’s just not you. I mean it’s you, I’ve seen you, but it doesn’t suit the horrible housewife image.
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  21. JanetGoingCrazy

    How in the world did I miss this?! But I’m glad you went with #5…and now you can use the pic of you somewhere else! I need a blog makeover… :/
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