Do Sick Days for Moms Exist?

Kids can get away with anything when their mom is having a sick day

What do you mean sick days aren't included in the mom compensation package? That must have been in the fine print of my contract because nobody in their right mind signs up for that kind of craziness. Call the police because I've been tricked into birthing a baby boy! How bittersweet motherhood ... [ Read More ]

Frozen Food Myths Debunked

Frozen food myths debunked- Healthy Choice recipes use chef-inspired ingredients like apples instead of sugar for tart sweetness and a splash of red wine for a punch of flavor instead of added salt. #frozenfacts

Let's talk about frozen food myths a minute. Don't your panties in a bunch as you sit there thinking frozen foods aren't compatible with my new juicing lifestyle. Believe it or not, there are frozen food options that don't taste like you are gnawing on cardboard and contain these crazy things called ... [ Read More ]

Chop, Chop Goes the Juice Chef

Good Cook Nonstick Cutlery makes cutting vegetables for green juice recipes easy

Every morning I wake up and pretend I am the newest juice chef in town filming my segment on a food show. I swear that's not as lame as it sounds! What I mean is I finally upgraded from my hand me down college knives to big girl knives! Who needs knives in college anyway? College is supposed to be ... [ Read More ]

Collective Bias is Making 2013 Lucky!

2013 is lucky for Horrible Housewife because of Collective Bias #luvsofab #cbias

Do you consider yourself lucky? Not that kind of lucky, pervs. I'm talking about good things happening to you lucky. No! Stop! Control your gutter before it gets clogged with leaves! Can't you tell when I'm trying to be serious? What do you mean I don't know how to be serious? Well ... [ Read More ]

Green Juice Recipe & Weight Loss

Green juice recipe- carrots, celery, kale, and cucumber {Horrible Housewife}

Are you ready for another green juice recipe and weigh in? Sure you are because, you know, this post is 4 days late. You see, I had this sinus plague thing going on and kept sucking it (mucus) up. Michael even came down on me a few times for dragging my tail around the house, despite being sick. Who ... [ Read More ]

Do You Have a Coffee Shop at Home?

Enough coffee cups to fill a coffee shop {Horrible Housewife}

I know Michael isn't the only person out there with enough coffee cups to fill a coffee shop. Where do they all come from? Why do the shelves of Goodwill fill up with all of the coffee cups that aren't personalized? How do you turn your family member into Coffee Cup Hoarding Anoynomous? These are ... [ Read More ]