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Mar 04

Food Cravings- Meet Saffron & Super Seeds

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TeeChia Blueberry Date is a gluten free cereal containing the super seeds you need to kick the food cravings. {Horrible Housewife}

I said goodbye to my Goldfish food cravings last week! Woo hoo! I finally decided to drop the fishies when I saw the pictures in my fashion guru post… I was CRANK-EE! I was so cranky that I lit into Michael like he was a 4th of July firework because he wanted me to try on skinny jeans, when I knew they were too snug. Let’s just say he had to throw away his outfit due to the burn holes from my eyes.

Him- Try these skinny jeans on.
Me- They don’t fit right because I’m the size of a cow right now.
Him- C’mon, just do it! It’s not fair that I wasn’t home to see you in the pants.
Me- <Enter PMS rant with a lot of vulgar words.>

Confession- I didn’t know what a super seed was until TeeChia arrived on my doorstep. I’m pretty open about how I live under a rock when it comes to all of these new healthy foods. I rely heavily on my health nut BFF when it comes to style and healthy foods. Chia, what? How do you pronounce quinoa? Where do I buy kale? You think I’m joking! I feel like keeping up with the newest healthy food is comparable to keeping up with all of the social media sites bloggers use.

TeeChia is a gluten free cereal containing the super seeds you need to kick the food cravings. {Horrible Housewife} It looks like a delicious gluten free cereal, doesn’t it? Don’t you want to eat it all up? It turns out I’m too much of a picky eater to enjoy these super seeds. I am what you would call a texture snob. A picky eater. The anti-health nut. I took a few bites and said no way.

It’s not that TeeChia was bad, it just isn’t for me. Michael is eating it daily and tells me all the time that I need to get over my weird food preferences and eat the things that are good for me. I do eat healthy foods! Unlike him, I will try things once and be done with it if it doesn’t tantalize my taste buds enough. Maybe when I grow up I will like all of the foods he likes? One can hope.

Horrible Housewife learned that food cravings are no matche for Saffron Hunger Chews from ReBody

Sayonara food cravings!

I tried out some mandarin orange Re-Body Hunger Chews and all I can say is yuck. I had Michael and two of my friends try them to make sure this wasn’t me being a picky eater. My suspicions were validated when all four of us wound up with scrunched noses and a quick water chaser to get rid of the aftertaste; which is why it pains me to say that the hunger chews DID curb my appetite. I think the Re-Body Hunger Caps would be a much better choice if you are looking for something to control your food cravings.

Horrible Housewife said no to food cravings and still gaines weight. I dropped my Goldfish habit and replaced it with the cotton pony this weigh in. That means I am bloated as all get out and I even did really good with my food choices and water intake this week! Ugh! Although, I am happy I don’t feel food bloated this time. This week I feel like my uterus wants to jump out of my body screaming, “No more babbbbieesssss!”

I’m hopeful going into this week!

As a member of the Naturally Savvy blogging program I received ReBody Hunger Chews and TeeChia in order to facilitate my review. All opinions and pictures are my own.

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Mallery

My name is Mallery and I am a recovering workaholic. I curse like a sailor. I'm a mix of obsessive and awkward. I talk about bowel habits more than I should and I enjoy wine, gaming, and tattoos.

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  1. Shannon (The Mommy-Files)

    Looks good! Thanks so much for sharing! :)
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  2. LaQuita

    I here ya about all the new healthy foods there is to eat out there. I mean I try, but I’m still trying to wrap my brain around eating kale. I tried it once and it wasn’t for me. A lot of friends say I should try making a salad with it, maybe one day. It’s good to know the seeds aren’t going to waste and that your hubby is eating it.
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    Mallery Reply:

    I heard kale is better if it is cooked or juiced. I’m going to try it that way later this week.

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  3. K Squared Glamour

    Its hard to start a healthy life style and it wasnt until i got sick that i had to. Its actually not to bad once you get use to it and learn that there are plenty of really healthy things you can eat that are like old food you once had but this time a healthy version. I still eat pizza but i use ezekiel sprouted bread with fresh oven cooked chicken as my topping and red sauce with only natural ingredients like tomatoes and seasonings. I eat pasta still but its quinoa pasta with olive oil, cajun seasoning, parsley, sea salt and pepper and fresh all natural oven cooked chicken tossed in.i admit though, i still hate veggies but i manage to get them tossed in soups or blended in my nutribullet with fruits.
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    Mallery Reply:

    I just bought ingredients for an organic/gf pizza! I’m going to try and juice my leafy greens to get the 7 daily cups that are suggested.

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  4. Amy

    Green juice. You know you want some.
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    Mallery Reply:

    I will join the juicers soon.

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  5. Cyn

    Really interesting – I’m trying to live a healthier lifestyle too and it sure isn’t easy.
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  6. Summer Davis

    OH MAN! These look good! Thanks for sharing!

    OH wait . . . you said you don’t like them? OH, so the pictures look good but the truth is you don’t like them? Hm. That sucks. I’ll send you a muffin.

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