Are you ready for another green juice recipe and weigh in? Sure you are because, you know, this post is 4 days late. You see, I had this sinus plague thing going on and kept sucking it (mucus) up. Michael even came down on me a few times for dragging my tail around the house, despite being sick. Who does that?
Green juice recipe ingredients (20 ounces)
- 1 cucumber
- 2 celery stalks
- 4 carrots
- 4 large kale leaves
- 2 apples
This green juice recipe took me a couple four tries to get right. Let’s just say that it was inspired by an awful trash can juice. You have no idea how bad that juice was. *Shudder* I don’t recommend using more than two celery stalks in one green juice recipe unless you like drinking Earth.
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It’s much sexier than any body part.– Aimee Mullins
I was shocked to see the scale go down a pound! I really thought I would end up with a maintaining week because I cheated by having a Shamrock Shake for St. Patrick’s Day and some Goldfish as a treat. Let’s hear it for juicing! Wooot!
Yeeaaah… this happened. Michael gets all excited when I am drinking green juice and climbs all over me until I give him a drink from my cup. It’s incredibly annoying when he does that because all I want to do is drink my breakfast… in silence. He now gets his own green juice sippy cup so he will leave me alone!
I did find an affordable laundry detergent to remove my juice stains. You see, these are Daddy Michael’s favorite yoga pants and I would have had to wear them with the juice stains if they didn’t come out. Maybe it is the Dirt Lift Action in Purex with Crystals that got the stains out? Perhaps. All I know for sure is Daddy Michael is geeked because of the smell since I don’t make the extra effort to use fabric softener. You guys know how he is with smells.
The Purex brand provided me with a sample of Purex detergent plus Fabric Softner with Crystals Frangrance in exchange for a product review. However, all the opinions, pictures, and video are my own.
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Kristin Wheeler (Mama Luvs Books)
March 23, 2013 at 1:06 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
HOLY COW!!!! Your stomach looks AWESOME!!!! Nice work!!!!
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Mallery Reply:
March 24th, 2013 at 10:31 pm
Thank you!
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Christy
March 23, 2013 at 1:23 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
No time to watch the video right now, but I’ll be back. I just have to say WOOHOO for another pound shed and that photo of the green juice stain…that photo…you’re just not right.
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Mallery Reply:
March 24th, 2013 at 10:31 pm
I was hoping someone would catch that.
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Amy
March 23, 2013 at 4:33 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I should probably actually follow a recipe and I might like my juices more.
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Mallery Reply:
March 24th, 2013 at 10:30 pm
I fail at fly my the seat of my pants juices.
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Krystyn @ Really, Are You Serious?
March 23, 2013 at 9:18 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Congrats on your success! I’ve found I can do a lot of juices, but the celery ones just make me gag!
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Mallery Reply:
March 24th, 2013 at 10:29 pm
It’s so gross!
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mel
March 23, 2013 at 10:43 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
You go girl! I hope to be joining you in a few months, once I get brave enough to try it! Looks so yummy!! That is awesome about the weight loss. You motivate me with this and going to the gym daily:)
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Mallery Reply:
March 24th, 2013 at 10:29 pm
Doooooo it!
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Kathleen Kennedy-Leon
March 24, 2013 at 9:29 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
glad you are having success and hope you get your juice stains out–you are brave to drink something so green!! keep up the good work and thanks for sharing
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Sarah BB @ East9thStreet
March 24, 2013 at 1:23 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
“I don’t recommend using more than two celery stalks in one green juice recipe unless you like drinking Earth.” – ha best line! I kinda feel that way about hot coffee. I’m not sure why people want to drink dirt.
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Marina
March 25, 2013 at 11:39 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
I really should try this. My tummy needs this even though my taste palette may not agree!!
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Mallery Reply:
March 26th, 2013 at 2:03 am
I thought I would hate it and it turns out my whole house likes green juice!
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