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Secret From a Workaholic

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Horrible Housewife Disclosure Statement for my Jockey Bra boob fetish

I am a workaholic.
I don’t really want to be on team coffee but I am.
I am not addicted to caffeine. (Lies)
I refuse to admit how many hours of sleep I get each night.

Workaholic's Anonymous meets every night at 9pm around the Keurig

Having a toddler is exhausting. Having a toddler and working from home is the kiss of death. You had better wave goodbye to any amount of sleep and embrace your new dark circles because working when your  toddler sleeps is the only way you will get anything done. Thankfully dark circles were all the rage during fashion week (I made that up to help tired moms everywhere feel better.) because my dark circles are fierce. Fierce as in no amount of NARS or Kat Von D can conceal the deep purple accessory that comes with getting *cough* 1.5 hours of sleep *cough*.

Don’t tell my mom. Kthanks!
A Keurig is a workaholic's best friend because you can brew a single cup of coffee at midnight

Or maybe you should tell my mom because she is the one that bought me my Keurig brewer. She is the reason I am able to make individual cups of coffee and/or tea in the middle of the night. Does that make her my enabler? Hmm…

Perhaps not. I mean, who would have guessed I would turn into such a hardcore member of team coffee?

Hold the phone a minute.

My caffeine addiction goes back even further than my rockin‘ Keurig gift! I was introduced to Granny’s Keurig when I Great Grandma passed away. I almost forgot about when I started drinking coffee! Buying a Keurig is dangerous because your life becomes stupid simple and it only makes sense to make a cup of coffee so you can get one more thing done before bed.

Consider yourself warned!
A Keurig brewer gives a workaholic the option for brew over ice or coffee in regular or strong

When I don’t need a caffeine drip you will find me indulging in peach tea because this fancy Keurig brewer has a Brew Over Ice feature. Yanno, because what normal person drinks straight water? Kidding, I was stuck drinking this awful flavored water when I pulled my 4 day solo parenting stint because I am L to the AZY. Or busy. I prefer to think of myself as busy because I don’t know how to say no. I need to say no more. I bet I would sleep if I said no.

And that paragraph is what happens when your brain is on 1- too much caffeine, or 2- not enough sleep. You decide which one I am operating on right now.

Keurig brewers even give workaholics plenty of flavor options for their late night cup of coffee

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About the author

Mallery

My name is Mallery and I am a recovering workaholic. I curse like a sailor. I'm a mix of obsessive and awkward. I talk about bowel habits more than I should and I enjoy wine, gaming, and tattoos.

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  1. Cheryl F.

    My favorite is Celestial Seasonings Sweet Raspberry Iced Tea.

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  2. Harmony B

    Like the Snapple lemon tea

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  3. KAcy

    I love anything with high octane!

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  4. tara pittman

    French vanilla
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  5. John

    Nice contests

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  6. kim burnett

    Snapple lemon tea

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  7. rhoni4

    1/2 lemonaide 1/2 ice tea

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  8. chris z

    i like donut shop

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  9. chris hoey

    I like donut sghop

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  10. Tari Lawson

    I like the Twinings English Breakfast tea k-cup.

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  11. Lisa Kerr

    I would love to try the Snapple Iced Tea!

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  12. Mary Casper

    snapple tea any of them

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  13. marian boll

    the raspberry tea

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  14. al

    vanilla

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  15. Allie

    I like Lemonade
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  16. Priscilla S.

    I really like Donut SHop

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  17. tina reynolds

    I like half and half

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  18. Ari T.

    My favorite is probably the Donut House Collection’s Sweet & Creamy regular iced coffee!

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  19. Misty Battle

    I love the Peach Iced Tea!
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  20. Katie Bellamy

    I love the Tim Horton’s regular coffee

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  21. Christine

    French vanilla

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  22. helga

    I like snapple lemonade.

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  23. Danielle

    snapple peach iced tea

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  24. Linda W.

    Snapple iced tea

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  25. Gloria S

    My favorite is vanilla

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  26. Jennifer Nixon

    I love Starbucks Blond Roast.And Celestial Seasonings sweet tea.

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  27. Lesley F

    I like the Peach Tea

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  28. Amanda Kinder

    Snapple Lemon Iced Tea

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  29. Brittney House

    I like the Snapple Iced Tea!

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  30. joni

    Starbuck’s Pike’s Place

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  31. Samantha Daleo

    I love the Snapple Peach Iced Tea.

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  32. Paula Tavernie

    I like The Lemon Iced Tea!

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  33. Denise S

    I want to try Snapple Peach Ice Tea.

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  34. Deb S

    I like the Snapple Raspberry Ice Tea.

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  35. theodore esteghamat

    I like the Snapple peach iced tea.

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  36. Tiffany Couillard

    My favorite is Celestial Seasonings sweet raspberry iced tea :) I love raspberry iced tea

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  37. Rebecca Lock

    Starbucks Verona is my favorite.

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  38. Renee G

    I like the Snapple peach iced tea

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  39. Katherine Newton

    I’m really loving the Snapple lemon right now!

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  40. Jan Hammersmith

    French vanilla

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  41. Julie Harris

    My favorite is green mountain breakfast blend, I add vanilla creamer and 2 splender packets and that’s my heaven lol

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  42. Mihaela Day

    I love the Snapple Peach Iced Tea!

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  43. Carly B.

    Coconut is my favorite!

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  44. Rose Fisher

    I love snapple iced tea and also green mountain coffee.

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  45. Erica C.

    Vanilla is good.

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  46. susan smoaks

    i like the hazelnut k cups

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  47. liz

    Donut shop or any of the decaf ones

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  48. Sand

    The French vanilla is my favorite.

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  49. Breanne

    Peach Iced Tea

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  50. Amy Lee

    I love the donut shoppe coffee!

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