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Dec 20

Modly Chic Roast {Advent Calendar Day 9}

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I’m roasting Katy from Modly Chic for this year’s Social Fabric virtual gift exchange! Thank goodness her elf told me nipple clamps were off limits because, yanno, I’m far from a classy broad.

So, my roastee was a little concerned that you guys would think the things I was saying about her were true and she wanted me to pull this post. That would leave a hole in my calendar and no one likes an unfilled hole. The post stays put. So were the things I said true? Nope. I was doing this up roast style, saying outrageous things hoping you guys (and she) would think I was hilarious. So just to be clear, I’m trying to be FUNNY here. The things I’m saying are NOT TRUE. Well, it is true she should stop using LA Looks. That shit sucks. But otherwise, it’s all A JOKE. (Added 12/21/2013)

Watch as I roast Modly Chic

Moskato Life

Moskato Life wouldn’t be my first choice for a casual drinking ‘wine’ because… well… it’s a a malt beverage. That means it SUPER sweet. Moskato Life is extremely affordable, coming in around $7. It’s the perfect transition between those ‘I’m hangin’ with the big dogs malt beer things’ and a big girl panties wine. I think I will run out and buy another bottle for Christmas morning mimosas! Oh yeahhh!

Roasting Katy from Modly Chic for the Social Fabric virtual gift exchange

There are several secrets to giving a good speech. You won’t find any of them used here.

Nah! I’m not remotely close to the published author Katy is. I fight the totes magotes urge each and every post because I hang out with cray cray besties who are… let’s just say… poor influences. Except in the fashion department!

Speaking of fashion… We’ve all seen people who dress like Katy before. But we usually have to pay admission.

Katy is what the blogging industry experts call a fashion blogger. But the burning question we are all wondering is- do you really own each and every article of clothing, or do you return it after your outfit of the day? Just sayin’. We’ve all read that post floating around the interwebz about fashion bloggers. 

I could absolutely see it! I mean, she and her family started out with nothing… they even still have most of it left.

With that said, I think she hit it the concept of going without over the fence, out of the park, she could crawl the bases the ball has traveled so far! Family really does trump material items any day of the week.

And since we are talking about days of the week… she has one simple motto: If at first you don’t succeed at your 30 by 30 bucket list, create a list of 101 in 1001.

Well, that’s one way to think about checklists. I decided to make my own for 2014, it includes dumping a different beer down the drain for 365 days. The task of purging gagarific beer from my life is pretty darn important to me!

I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw she believes in a balanced diet of marathons and beer: a beer in one hand and water in the other. Or is it a beer in between her teeth? You say potato, I say potata.

But for real, she hardly touches the stuff – bloodshot eyes are not what you would call fashionable. Or, is that why she sometimes builds her outfit around accessories?

I think she needs to move into the wonderful world of wine by embracing the fuufuu drink that is Moskato Life and coconut M&M’s!

But you have to admit she grows on you… like her leggings and booties outfit.

Ba dum tsk!

In closing, I’d like to leave you with one thought… but I’m not sure you have anywhere to put it because the LA Looks you love has dried out your brain.

Girlfriend. Girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend. Get your hands on the Curvaceous line by Redken because LA Looks makes my curls cry for yours. 

You should take a minute and say hello to Katy because she is pretty legit!

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Mallery

My name is Mallery and I am a recovering workaholic. I curse like a sailor. I'm a mix of obsessive and awkward. I talk about bowel habits more than I should and I enjoy wine, gaming, and tattoos.

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  1. Summer Davis

    OH my gosh, you are way too funny! Katy seems like she’s a straight-up chick! If I had participated in this roast I would have wanted you do to mine. LOVE your humor.
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  2. Emma T

    Ha ha, loved this post. Had me chuckling throughout, and brilliantly different to all the rest of the straight posts the rest of us have done in the virtual exchange!
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  3. Kecia

    This is, hands down, the best post in the gift exchange! I love your sense of humor and how you have so much fun with your videos – It was great learning more about Katy too!
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  4. Amy

    I’ve never done this because I’m pretty sure I’d get someone totes lame. Or someone totes lame would do me. Or I’d do someone and they would think I was totes lame. I just wanna have you vlog about me next year. No worries it will be lame. :)
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  5. SHELLEY R ZUREK

    Nope, don’t find this funny. Seems almost mean. There is a line, many other posts were sweet and supportive and would really drive others to the other person’s blog. This wasn’t one of those. Tongue in cheek or not, I don’t think this was the nature of the exchange. If I happened upon your video on Youtube, how would I know this piece on a wonderful blogger was tongue in cheek. Sorry Mal, this one isn’t for me.
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