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Buckle your seat belts because this is not your traditional mommy blog. In fact, this isn’t a mommy blog. This corner of blogosphere is more like the bar of mom blogs. People show up to the party looking to blow off the steam that comes from a long day in the trenches of parenthood. They are looking for a laugh and sometimes leave feeling better about their lack of homemaking for that day.

I’m obsessive.
I’m eccentric.
I’m easy to relate to.
I’m selfish.
I’m a fan-freaking-tastic mom.
I’m a horrible housewife.
I’m an overachiever.
I’m an introvert.
I’m honest to a fault.
I value my work-life balance.
I’m not the best fit for every brand out there.

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