I Hate Facebook

I hate Facebook notifications

I hate just about everything about Facebook. I hate notifications. I hated hearing "Mommy, put your phone down". I hate the instant gratification monsters it has created. I hate how sensitive it has made people because so much context is lost in a status update. I hated reading about ... [ Read More ]

How to Be the Perfect Housewife

How to be the perfect housewife- Vacuum daily in heels. #EurekaPower #shop

I am a member of the Collective Bias® Social Fabric® Community. The confession of my new cleaning, vacuuming, perfect housewife lifestyle has been compensated as part of a social shopper amplification for Collective Bias and its advertiser. I've been living a bit of a lie as of late. OK, maybe ... [ Read More ]

Gingerbread Haunted House Gone Bad

When bloggers fail at gingerbread haunted houses

Believe it or not... Bloggers ARE NOT perfect! I know it's hard to envision your favorite Pollyanna blogger creating something only a 2 year old would love, but it happens... a Iot. We are the masters of starting over until it's right. The push everything out of the way to get the shot-ers. We ... [ Read More ]

Secret From a Workaholic

Workaholic's Anonymous meets every night at 9pm around the Keurig

I am a workaholic. I don't really want to be on team coffee but I am. I am not addicted to caffeine. (Lies) I refuse to admit how many hours of sleep I get each night. Having a toddler is exhausting. Having a toddler and working from home is the kiss of death. You had better wave goodbye to ... [ Read More ]

Welcome to My Fellow Dishwasher OCD Friends

My name is Mallery and I have dishwasher OCD

I have dishwasher OCD thanks to the Cascade I received from Mom Central Consulting. There I said it, I am crazy anal about very few things in my life, and it just so happens the  dishwasher is one of them. Although, in my defense, my dishwasher OCD is very similar to my closet OCD because it has to ... [ Read More ]

Goodbye Body Odor! Hello Armpit Fetish?

This stinky girl needs to say goodbye to body odor with Pulse Activated Wetness Protection {Horrible Housewife}

It's no secret how often I shower, or don't shower. Body odor just comes with the dirty girl territory. So why do men get all hot and bothered when they call us dirty girls, but when we actually are dirty girls, with armpit hair, they get strictly hands off? Men can be just as confusing as women! ... [ Read More ]