Jun 16
I have dishwasher OCD thanks to the Cascade I received from Mom Central Consulting. There I said it, I am crazy anal about very few things in my life, and it just so happens the dishwasher is one of them. Although, in my defense, my dishwasher OCD is very similar to my closet OCD because …
Mar 20
It’s no secret how often I shower, or don’t shower. Body odor just comes with the dirty girl territory. So why do men get all hot and bothered when they call us dirty girls, but when we actually are dirty girls, with armpit hair, they get strictly hands off? Men can be just as confusing …
Feb 05
I’m about to get real up in this joint and give away my dirty girl secrets for those wondering how to win Monopoly. (Literally, I am giving away a Monopoly game at the end of this post.) You might benefit from my Monopoly secrets if… You are competitive. You are a sore loser. You get …
Nov 02
I really think this screenshot explains itself, but it might not to some of you ‘pure souls’ so I will elaborate on why I am too comfortable with my spouse. We’ve never once shut a bathroom door while living together. In fact, you will find Michael walking into the bathroom to see how my pooping …
Oct 02
It’s starts like this. Boy meets girl. Girl proposes to boy. Boy says it isn’t official until girl gets a fat rock. Girl gets a speeding ticket going to her bachelorette party. Girl spends $1,000 on her bachelorette party weekend and it happens to be one of the best weekends of her life. (Think stripper …
Oct 01
“One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don’t even exist yet” -Dave Barry Yep, I put that out there. I have no shame airing my dirty laundry or rather, my poor hygiene …
Sep 06
Question- What are night terrors? Answer- Frightening episodes in which the new mother dreams she’s pregnant again. (source) I was browsing Amazon the other day and I scroll down to find this advertisement for Clearblue. How the hell do you guys know? I know that advertising is good but when did it become a mind reader? …
Sep 03
Michael was cleaning the black hole that is known as our office last weekend and guess what he found in addition to his computer graveyard? Books! Tons of college books! I can’t believe that we moved these suckers from the old house to this one; ugh! This is book hoarding at it’s finest. I can …
Aug 17
Is zebra print too loud or is it a good way to describe someone’s personality? I thought about this today as I was actually getting dressed for work. Crazy concept right? Today I had a video conference call with an advertising agency so I needed to look somewhat presentable. I love zebra print, leopard print …
Aug 10
This is how I feel this week! Holy heck am I ready for a mini vacation. Did you know National Relaxation Day is 8/15? I just might go offline that day… who am I kidding? That is a lie and everyone knows it. Him “When do I get my Wife back?” Me “Next week.” Him …
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