Category Archive: Life

Mar 31

An Open Letter to Cat Poop

“This post is part of a social shopper marketing insight campaign with Pollinate Media Group™ and Litter Genie, but all my opinions are my own. #pmedia #petparents” I almost titled this post cat poop. Just plain cat poop. I mean, why not get straight to the point, right? The thought still haunts me but I felt …

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Feb 17

Shay Strong {A Lesson in Online Community}

Yesterday, I joined my sister on an adventure supporting Shay Strong that got me thinking about online community, and how we are able to impact people with our story. Our story isn’t always easy but it is ours to tell. And let’s not forget how often we forget you must have lows in order to see …

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Dec 11

Sorry Not Sorry {Advent Calendar Day 6}

Sorry not sorry has sort of been my motto the second half of 2013. Fuck me, I forgot to wish you a happy birthday? Sorry, homie, but I’m not really sorry. I know. I know. I’m such an asshole for not paying attention to Facebook’s constant reminder of my shitty friend status. {Insert some sort …

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Dec 05

Waking Up to a Mustache {Advent Calendar Day 4}

Let me tell you a little story about the mustache that shocked the nation. Watch the entire life of Michael’s mustache in this video Conversations like that truly do exist in our household! I don’t know how I found a man who thinks everything that escapes the depths of his throat deserves a chuckle, but …

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Dec 02

Keeping it Real With Slimfessions

This post brought to you by Slimfast. All opinions are 100% mine. Slimfessions are all the rage right now and, let me tell you… this oversharer has a good one to confess to the blogosphere! {Cue the sexy music blended with a healthy dose of brown chicken, brown cow.} Slimfessions are secrets. Slimfessions are capable of sending grown women into …

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Oct 16

Sears Personal Shopper

Are you as addicted to shopping Sears as I am? I’m not talking about the occasional shopping trip. I’m talking about the obsessive clearance sales tracking, you have run out of hangers, and your clothes are creeping into your kid’s closet. And let’s not forget the fact that you can’t keep Shop Your Way Rewards …

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Oct 14

The Bra Bandit Strikes Again

One would think the bra bandit residing in my house would be my husband. It only makes sense, right? One might also think that freeing the girls would result in my unmentionables being carelessly tossed around the house by yours truly, but, for once in my housewife track record, I am innocent! I am NOT …

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Oct 08

Honeymoon Vacation Sex

When you think of vacation sex you think of raspy breathing, disheveled hair, and thank goodness I don’t have to clean this mess up love making. I’m talking about one step below Bunny Ranch sex, where heavy petting is just the tip of the iceberg, and fantasies come to life. Mmmhmmm… Vacation sex is what fantasies …

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Oct 03

Say Goodbye to the Boring Birthday Wish

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Sep 14

Furbabies Attack

“I participated in a campaign on behalf of Mom Central Consulting for Cat’s Pride. I received product samples to facilitate my review and a promotional item as a thank you for participating.” Confession: I live with 5 furbabies, 1 toddler, and 1 man child. Five furry children who insist on wrapping themselves around my ankles as the toddler …

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