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Dec 20

Modly Chic Roast {Advent Calendar Day 9}

I’m roasting Katy from Modly Chic for this year’s Social Fabric virtual gift exchange! Thank goodness her elf told me nipple clamps were off limits because, yanno, I’m far from a classy broad. So, my roastee was a little concerned that you guys would think the things I was saying about her were true and …

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Dec 12

Perfect Christmas Gift {Advent Calendar Day 8}

I’m here to spill the beans on the perfect Christmas gift for the lucky broad in your life. And let me tell ya, this ain’t your mama’s perfect Christmas gift! Well… maybe, if your mama is like me. You guys know I was a dildo slinger in a previous career, right? That’s right, I strolled …

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Dec 12

The Girl with Purple Hair {Advent Calendar Day 7}

Hey, yeah, so… I have purple hair. Shocker, amiright? Perhaps I am gunning for a Suicide Girls spread? I wish. Unfortunately, I’m not getting naked for the masses, but I can’t sit here and say those broads aren’t smokin’ hot. Smokin’ hot, I tell ya! Moving on… Reactions to my purple hair Trader Joe’s L’Authentique Red …

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Dec 11

Sorry Not Sorry {Advent Calendar Day 6}

Sorry not sorry has sort of been my motto the second half of 2013. Fuck me, I forgot to wish you a happy birthday? Sorry, homie, but I’m not really sorry. I know. I know. I’m such an asshole for not paying attention to Facebook’s constant reminder of my shitty friend status. {Insert some sort …

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Dec 06

8 Pregnancy Facts {Advent Calendar Day 5}

Pregnancy facts are my inspiration for day 5 of the advent calendar! Weird? You betcha. Relevant? Absolutely! Michael has been acting a fool lately and I have no farking idea why. A toddler that won’t sleep boils down to no showers. No showers means I’m a greasy monkey. Being a greasy monkey means I can’t …

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Dec 05

Waking Up to a Mustache {Advent Calendar Day 4}

Let me tell you a little story about the mustache that shocked the nation. Watch the entire life of Michael’s mustache in this video Conversations like that truly do exist in our household! I don’t know how I found a man who thinks everything that escapes the depths of his throat deserves a chuckle, but …

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Dec 03

Getting Back in Shape {Advent Calendar Day 3}

Farkkkkk me, I need to get back into shape! You guys, a wine advent calendar is a bit of an oxymoron when it comes to getting back in shape but tis the season to be pudgy- fa la la la la. Wine is a fruit, right? No? Wahhhhh! My hard body dreams might be crushed! Whyyyy me? Getting …

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Dec 02

Paleo Pancakes {Advent Calendar Day 2} #74

I was pretty nervous getting in the kitchen to create a paleo pancakes recipe for a Good Cook project I’m working on. I mean, really, paleo pancakes? I can barely cook traditional pancakes and the thought of pulling a brand new recipe out of my you-know-what made me want to get my drink on. And then this happened. …

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Dec 01

2013 Wine Advent Calendar {Day 1}

Shit yeah, you guys! It’s been a year since my wine advent calendar launched me into the crazy world of vlogging and some people might even consider me a YouTuber now. Or something. Meh, I don’t think I will be speaking at VidCon anytime soon. What I do know is this… Wine advent calendar = …

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Jan 01

Wine with Mallery- Highlights From 2012

I can’t believe my liver survived this spontaneous Advent calendar! I must admit this was a pretty enjoyable project, minus the whole hangover thing. The only thing making me feel a little less like a drunk is the whole ‘drinking for work’ thing. Who doesn’t like drinking on the job? Exactly. (The video was supposed …

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