Happy Birthday to Jillian Warner!

A quote for my friend Jillian Warner- The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you - Rita Mae Brown

Wine with Mallery IS BACK with a special happy birthday to a not so special Jillian Warner! Or vise versa? Who knows. This is what I do know about  the birthday girl's video: My teeth are purple. I'm blitzed. I sing to the birthday girl. You shouldn't watch it unless you want to ... [ Read More ]

Wine with Mallery- ♪♫ I Like Big Butts ♪♫

Wine with Mallery- Trader Joe's Dr Beckermann Piesporter Michelsberg

Day 22 of Wine with Mallery is way late but I am sure you understand. I mean, it was Christmas. I was without a computer for a very long time. I was also supposed to interact with my family. I would just like to say that I successfully interacted with all family members this Christmas! Now go grab ... [ Read More ]

Wine with Mallery- The Navy Comes to Town

Wine with Mallery- Trader Joe's 2010 Chiusa Grande Tommolo Montepulciano d'Abruzzo

Day 21 of Wine with Mallery and you guys are getting a short, hilarious video! (Sort of like Michael... ba-dum-tshh! Totally kidding guys! Or am I?) It's only 7 minutes long and I pinky promise you will laugh your bum off! Laugh it off, shake it like a salt shaker, whatever works for you. I need ... [ Read More ]

Wine with Mallery- Pumping That Heavy Metal

Wine with Mallery- Trader Joe's 2011 Charles Shaw Pinot Grigio

Can you believe we are on day 20 of Wine with Mallery? There are only 5 more days of wine before my liver gets to take a break! Yee-haw! Words can't express how excited I am for my wine detox. Wine with Mallery cliff notes for those who can’t watch the video… Wine with Mallery Fact- Did ... [ Read More ]

Wine with Mallery- Date Night & Christmas OCD

Wine with Mallery- Trader Joe's 2011 Charles Shaw Cabernet Sauvignon

It's day 16 of Wine with Mallery! This time we aren't talking about me and my drunken shenanigans. This time we are talking about Michael! Yippee! It's a welcomed change of pace, isn't it? Thought so. Wine with Mallery cliff notes for those who can’t watch the video… Do you know how many ... [ Read More ]

Wine with Mallery- BFFs & Pregnancy?

Wine with Mallery- Purple Moon Shiraz

Day 14 of Wine with Mallery got delayed because I was doing this thing called hanging out with my family. Isn't that a crazy concept? For me it is. I was planning on getting ahead of the workload, before he walked in the door at lunch time. Dang it, Jim! Wine with Mallery cliff notes for those ... [ Read More ]