Pink Bud Light Birthday Game

Christy Gossett AKA Sparkle Pants is the happiest when she pops the top of a Bud Light

Are you ready for a pink Bud Light drinking game in honor of Christy Gossett's birthday? Give me a WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT! (<~ Obnoxious, I know, but she is having a down in the doldrums birthday and that is so uncool.) I drank Bud Light! Did you see that? That was a Bud Light on my lips! ... [ Read More ]

My Better Half Deserves a Happy Birthday

Happy birthday to my daddy from the best brother in the universe!

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. You look like a monkey and you totally smelled like a monkey's ass the day after your party. For real. Michael had the time of his life at his little LAN birthday party and drank enough that even he couldn't stand his own ass stench. His odor was so ... [ Read More ]

Happy Birthday to Jillian Warner!

A quote for my friend Jillian Warner- The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you - Rita Mae Brown

Wine with Mallery IS BACK with a special happy birthday to a not so special Jillian Warner! Or vise versa? Who knows. This is what I do know about  the birthday girl's video: My teeth are purple. I'm blitzed. I sing to the birthday girl. You shouldn't watch it unless you want to ... [ Read More ]

DIY Beach Photo Board for Birthday Parties

DIY photo shoot at a beach birthday party

I have this BFF named Lindsay Decker and she is amazing. I'm sure you knew that already because you are so loyal that you never miss a post, you think I am the gospel and you can't live without me. Hmm... exaggerate much? I guess it just makes me feel better to think that goes through your head. I ... [ Read More ]

Lemon Ice Cubes for Lemonade

Put slices of lemons in a cupcake tin to make ice cubes

I am finally cruising through my yellow birthday party stuff! It was a scorcher on my birthday so ice was out of the picture when I was thinking about how to keep my drinks cool. Of course I was browsing Pinterest when I stumbled upon a genius ice cube idea! I used lemonade instead of water but you ... [ Read More ]

Sausage & Yellow Pepper Skewers

Sausage, onion and yellow pepper skewers

I had this idea for a yellow birthday party that consisted of yellow sangria and yellow decorations, just to name a few. I even wore a yellow shirt to my soiree! It's one of those shirts that no matter how bloated you feel you look MARvelous in! Every woman has a shirt like that and you know what my ... [ Read More ]