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Dec 15

Michael’s ‘Best Mop Ever’!

Michael’s best mop Christmas gift has been compensated by Collective Bias, Inc. and its advertiser. All opinions are mine alone.#CleanForTheHolidays #CollectiveBias Have you ever thought about the perks of being a parent? I mean, REALLY thought about why we decide to accept responsibility for another human being. Outside of the obvious refined persuasion tactics and the ability …

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Jun 16

Welcome to My Fellow Dishwasher OCD Friends

I have dishwasher OCD thanks to the Cascade I received from Mom Central Consulting. There I said it, I am crazy anal about very few things in my life, and it just so happens the  dishwasher is one of them. Although, in my defense, my dishwasher OCD is very similar to my closet OCD because …

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Feb 02

Housewife Tip- Woolzies Dryer Balls

You are probably sitting at home trying to wrap your head around ME giving out a housewife tip. What am I thinking, right? Think of this dryer balls post as more of a lazy housewife helping out the rest of the lazy housewife population with their chores. Does that make sense? Let me go ahead …

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Nov 29

The Laundry Saga Lives On

Do you remember when the laundry saga began and then continued on? We had some first world problems going on for a minute there! I am so proud of my Horrible Husband and his newly organized closet right now; go ahead and give him a round of applause! <Insert clapping> It was so cute because …

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Nov 05

I Do Clean… Once a Month

If I’m lyin’, I’m dyin’!  Blogosphere… meet my downstairs bathroom. She’s a beauty in all of her retro colored dirtiness! {Saarrrcaaasm} This is what happens when you only clean your house once a month. Gross right? I really am a horrible housewife… I get it and I own that truth. What people fail to realize …

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Aug 10

Ever Had a Work-Gasm?

This is how I feel this week! Holy heck am I ready for a mini vacation. Did you know National Relaxation Day is 8/15? I just might go offline that day… who am I kidding? That is a lie and everyone knows it. Him “When do I get my Wife back?” Me “Next week.” Him …

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Aug 06

Walk That Trash Out to The Garage!

It is 12:33 as I write this post because of my {big fat waste of a day}. I really could throttle people for not doing what they say they will do but in the end it all worked out so what is the point? I will save the story of the epic fail of a …

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Jul 30

I Fail at Being a Housewife

I was Googling the word housewife to see where I ranked with that word, in case you care it wasn’t good, and I find a link that is talking about How to be a 1950’s Housewife. This is where I pull out my favorite phrase, ‘Bull F-ing S*it’. Seriously though, it is my favorite phrase …

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Jul 27

The Never-Ending Battle of Picking Up Toys

Serious question here- How often do you pick up toys? I had all of Michael’s birthday gifts stacked neatly on the mantle and that lasted 3 days before Hurricane Michael came through. Now I am pretty proud that it lasted that long but I know that if I pick it up he will pull it …

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Jul 18

The Laundry Saga Continues

This is Michael’s closet which drives me a little batty but I try not to go all OCD on his fine behind like he does to me with the pillows.  The bedding OCD problem is a post to come because that is a beast of it’s own!  How in the heck is he OK with this …

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