Feb 02
You are probably sitting at home trying to wrap your head around ME giving out a housewife tip. What am I thinking, right? Think of this dryer balls post as more of a lazy housewife helping out the rest of the lazy housewife population with their chores. Does that make sense? Let me go ahead …
Nov 29
Do you remember when the laundry saga began and then continued on? We had some first world problems going on for a minute there! I am so proud of my Horrible Husband and his newly organized closet right now; go ahead and give him a round of applause! <Insert clapping> It was so cute because …
Nov 05
If I’m lyin’, I’m dyin’! Blogosphere… meet my downstairs bathroom. She’s a beauty in all of her retro colored dirtiness! {Saarrrcaaasm} This is what happens when you only clean your house once a month. Gross right? I really am a horrible housewife… I get it and I own that truth. What people fail to realize …
Aug 10
This is how I feel this week! Holy heck am I ready for a mini vacation. Did you know National Relaxation Day is 8/15? I just might go offline that day… who am I kidding? That is a lie and everyone knows it. Him “When do I get my Wife back?” Me “Next week.” Him …
Aug 06
It is 12:33 as I write this post because of my {big fat waste of a day}. I really could throttle people for not doing what they say they will do but in the end it all worked out so what is the point? I will save the story of the epic fail of a …
Jul 30
I was Googling the word housewife to see where I ranked with that word, in case you care it wasn’t good, and I find a link that is talking about How to be a 1950′s Housewife. This is where I pull out my favorite phrase, ‘Bull F-ing S*it’. Seriously though, it is my favorite phrase …
Jul 27
Serious question here- How often do you pick up toys? I had all of Michael’s birthday gifts stacked neatly on the mantle and that lasted 3 days before Hurricane Michael came through. Now I am pretty proud that it lasted that long but I know that if I pick it up he will pull it …
Jul 18
This is Michael’s closet which drives me a little batty but I try not to go all OCD on his fine behind like he does to me with the pillows. The bedding OCD problem is a post to come because that is a beast of it’s own! How in the heck is he OK with this …
Jul 17
I would like to be able to say that this picture was ‘staged’ for a post but this is a weekly occurrence at my house. I am thrilled to say that this is not my fault! Since the name of the site is not Horrible Husband I must offer a tip for all of you out there …
Jun 30
Do you ever feel like your life consists of bottles, diapers, Disney cartoons, cooking and cleaning? Do you ever feel like nobody understands you if you are a Stay at Home Mom or even a Work at Home Mom? Before anyone gets their panties in a bunch I am not about to talk about the …
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