Do You Have a Coffee Shop at Home?

Enough coffee cups to fill a coffee shop {Horrible Housewife}

I know Michael isn’t the only person out there with enough coffee cups to fill a coffee shop. Where do they all come from? Why do the shelves of Goodwill fill up with all of the coffee cups that aren’t personalized? How do you turn your family member into Coffee Cup Hoarding Anoynomous? These are […]

Breastfeeding Survival Kit {Baby Shower Gift}

Breastfeeding survival kit to help increase breast milk production for new moms. The kit includes- lactation cookies, Mother's Milk Tea, Fenugreek, and nursing pads {Horrible Housewife}

You might be thinking, “What the Sam is a breastfeeding survival kit?” It’s something I made up because I thought it was cool; thus, making me cool by association. It doesn’t make sense to wait for the episiotomy to taking control of your breast milk guilt. (Guilt is a guarantee much like death and taxes.) I would instruct your go-fetcher […]

What She Really Wanted for Valentine’s Day

Next time you will know what she wanted for Valentine's Day {Horrible Housewife}

I told you I would be back with a post about what she really wanted for Valentine’s Day! The top 10 gifts I shared with you last week are good gifts, just not want she really wanted from you. Don’t be a fool two years in a row and save this post for next year! […]

Top 10 Gifts to Get a Housewife for Valentine’s Day

Top 10 Gifts to Get a Housewife for Valentine's Day {Horrible Housewife}

Please give me an estimate of the cheapest Valentine’s Day date that will still result in us having sex. -Unknown Have you ever wondered about the types of gifts to get a housewife for Valentine’s Day? Do you even celebrate Valentine’s Day? Please note that sexy time doesn’t count as celebrating unless you are coming off of […]

Wine with Mallery- Christmas Gifts

Wine with Mallery- Trader Joe's 2011 Vola Trebbiano Pinot Grigio

Uhhh… I can’t promise you this Wine with Mallery video is completely sober. What can I promise you then? I can promise you rainbows and puppies? No I can’t. Can I promise you a uterus and flat wine bottles? I’m thinking I just might be able to fulfill that request! Man, I sure am fun! […]

Homemade Sugar Scrub

Mixing the sugar scrub together

  Do you need a quick gift to impress someone on the cheap? Listen up then because homemade sugar scrub is where it’s at! You can go as basic as the picture of ingredients above or get all fancy with essential oils for scents. I used sunflower oil because I have read that people do […]