Tag Archive: Horrible Housewife

Apr 07

How to Be the Perfect Housewife

I am a member of the Collective Bias® Social Fabric® Community. The confession of my new cleaning, vacuuming, perfect housewife lifestyle has been compensated as part of a social shopper amplification for Collective Bias and its advertiser. I’ve been living a bit of a lie as of late. OK, maybe not a lie… more like …

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Feb 08

Vote for the Horrible Housewife Blog Header

Alright ladies and gents! It’s time to vote for the new Horrible Housewife blog header! A special thanks goes out to my REAL LIFE BFF, Lindsay Decker (Not Lindsay Decker the porn star.) for putting these together. I’m sorry from the bottom of my cold, dark heart for sucking it up and taking 6+ months to deliver the …

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Feb 02

Housewife Tip- Woolzies Dryer Balls

You are probably sitting at home trying to wrap your head around ME giving out a housewife tip. What am I thinking, right? Think of this dryer balls post as more of a lazy housewife helping out the rest of the lazy housewife population with their chores. Does that make sense? Let me go ahead …

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Jan 29

Why I Suck at Being a Wife

I’m sure it comes as no surprise that I suck at being a wife. If Michael would have asked for wife auditions before saying yes when I told asked him to marry me, he would have ran away… far, far away. I mean, I get sucking can have its perks, but when you suck this …

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Jan 14

Wine with Mallery- Having a Working Housewife at Home

Are you ready for another million dollar question video? Today Michael is talking about what it is like to have a working housewife at home! You are going to find out exactly what it means to live with THE Horrible Housewife and will find out if I live up to my online persona. Wine with Mallery …

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Jan 02

Horrible Housewife Blogging Statistics & Top Posts for 2012

Are you ready for some Horrible Housewife blogging statistics? I hope you said yes because you are getting them regardless. Everyone says there are two things guaranteed in life- death and taxes. I would like to amend that phrase and add resolutions to that list. There is always a laundry list of: I’m going to the …

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Nov 05

I Do Clean… Once a Month

If I’m lyin’, I’m dyin’!  Blogosphere… meet my downstairs bathroom. She’s a beauty in all of her retro colored dirtiness! {Saarrrcaaasm} This is what happens when you only clean your house once a month. Gross right? I really am a horrible housewife… I get it and I own that truth. What people fail to realize …

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Oct 30

The Horrible Housewife Photo Shoot Finale

The Horrible Housewife photo shoot finale is upon us! Can you believe it? Of course you can! I have sucked so hard at getting these pictures posted in a timely manner that my poor Lindsay has fallen into a deep depression because she assumes she is a failure. I tell my friends to only expect …

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Oct 25

Horrible Housewife Photo Shoot Finals- Part 1

I know you guys have antsy pants as I slowly tempt you with pictures from the Horrible Housewife photo shoot. I am sure there is someone out there that really is tempted by this housewife overload. Actually, I KNOW there are people out there like that because I see the search terms that bring them to …

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Oct 24

Behind The Scenes- Horrible Housewife Photo Shoot

I am digging all of the enthusiasm for the first set of pictures from the Horrible Housewife photo shoot! I think you guys are having just as much fun as we did taking them. If you are drinking while reading these posts then the odds are good that you really are having just as much …

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