Feb 08
Alright ladies and gents! It’s time to vote for the new Horrible Housewife blog header! A special thanks goes out to my REAL LIFE BFF, Lindsay Decker (Not Lindsay Decker the porn star.) for putting these together. I’m sorry from the bottom of my cold, dark heart for sucking it up and taking 6+ months to deliver the …
Feb 02
You are probably sitting at home trying to wrap your head around ME giving out a housewife tip. What am I thinking, right? Think of this dryer balls post as more of a lazy housewife helping out the rest of the lazy housewife population with their chores. Does that make sense? Let me go ahead …
Jan 29
I’m sure it comes as no surprise that I suck at being a wife. If Michael would have asked for wife auditions before saying yes when I told asked him to marry me, he would have ran away… far, far away. I mean, I get sucking can have its perks, but when you suck this …
Jan 14
Are you ready for another million dollar question video? Today Michael is talking about what it is like to have a working housewife at home! You are going to find out exactly what it means to live with THE Horrible Housewife and will find out if I live up to my online persona. Wine with Mallery …
Jan 02
Are you ready for some Horrible Housewife blogging statistics? I hope you said yes because you are getting them regardless. Everyone says there are two things guaranteed in life- death and taxes. I would like to amend that phrase and add resolutions to that list. There is always a laundry list of: I’m going to the …
Nov 05
If I’m lyin’, I’m dyin’! Blogosphere… meet my downstairs bathroom. She’s a beauty in all of her retro colored dirtiness! {Saarrrcaaasm} This is what happens when you only clean your house once a month. Gross right? I really am a horrible housewife… I get it and I own that truth. What people fail to realize …
Oct 30
The Horrible Housewife photo shoot finale is upon us! Can you believe it? Of course you can! I have sucked so hard at getting these pictures posted in a timely manner that my poor Lindsay has fallen into a deep depression because she assumes she is a failure. I tell my friends to only expect …
Oct 25
I know you guys have antsy pants as I slowly tempt you with pictures from the Horrible Housewife photo shoot. I am sure there is someone out there that really is tempted by this housewife overload. Actually, I KNOW there are people out there like that because I see the search terms that bring them to …
Oct 24
I am digging all of the enthusiasm for the first set of pictures from the Horrible Housewife photo shoot! I think you guys are having just as much fun as we did taking them. If you are drinking while reading these posts then the odds are good that you really are having just as much …
Oct 19
The Horrible Housewife is finally reporting for duty! Sir, yes sir! Yeah right, Michael wishes I was that submissive. I gave you guys a sneak peek of my Horrible Housewife photo shoot before I went all MIA. I am now ready to share more of the madness that includes lots and lots of wine. The question …
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