How to Be the Perfect Housewife

How to be the perfect housewife- Vacuum daily in heels. #EurekaPower #shop

I am a member of the Collective Bias® Social Fabric® Community. The confession of my new cleaning, vacuuming, perfect housewife lifestyle has been compensated as part of a social shopper amplification for Collective Bias and its advertiser. I've been living a bit of a lie as of late. OK, maybe ... [ Read More ]

Vote for the Horrible Housewife Blog Header

Horrible Housewife laundry basket header

Alright ladies and gents! It's time to vote for the new Horrible Housewife blog header! A special thanks goes out to my REAL LIFE BFF, Lindsay Decker (Not Lindsay Decker the porn star.) for putting these together. I'm sorry from the bottom of my cold, dark heart for sucking it up and taking 6+ ... [ Read More ]

Housewife Tip- Woolzies Dryer Balls

Chore tip from the horrible housewife- using Woolzies dryer balls decrease your laundry's drying time

You are probably sitting at home trying to wrap your head around ME giving out a housewife tip. What am I thinking, right? Think of this dryer balls post as more of a lazy housewife helping out the rest of the lazy housewife population with their chores. Does that make sense? Let me go ahead and ... [ Read More ]

Why I Suck at Being a Wife

11 Reasons I suck at being a wife

I'm sure it comes as no surprise that I suck at being a wife. If Michael would have asked for wife auditions before saying yes when I told asked him to marry me, he would have ran away... far, far away. I mean, I get sucking can have its perks, but when you suck this hard you have to wonder what the ... [ Read More ]

Wine with Mallery- Having a Working Housewife at Home

Wine with Mallery- Having a housewife at home means your child gets to eat Cheerios off of the floor

Are you ready for another million dollar question video? Today Michael is talking about what it is like to have a working housewife at home! You are going to find out exactly what it means to live with THE Horrible Housewife and will find out if I live up to my online persona. :) Wine with ... [ Read More ]

Horrible Housewife Blogging Statistics & Top Posts for 2012

2012 Horrible Housewife Blogging Statistics

Are you ready for some Horrible Housewife blogging statistics? I hope you said yes because you are getting them regardless. Everyone says there are two things guaranteed in life- death and taxes. I would like to amend that phrase and add resolutions to that list. There is always a laundry list ... [ Read More ]