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Tag Archive: Horrible Husband

Mar 23

Shower Etiquette for Couples

Our shower etiquette tips have been compensated by Collective Bias, Inc. and its advertiser. All opinions are mine alone. #MySignatureMove #CollectiveBias Is taking a sudsy shower with your spouse on your bucket list? I’m talking about a shower so full of passion that Hugh himself blushes. You know, the kind of shower you see in the movies. …

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Jan 25

Is Your Man Obsessed with Shaving Brushes?

Let me start this off by saying that I didn’t even know there was such a thing as shaving brushes badger. Say whaaaat? You mean to tell me Facebook isn’t the only news source out there? What about Twitter? C’mon, Twitter has to count for something! And all this time I thought social media + 18 …

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Nov 29

The Laundry Saga Lives On

Do you remember when the laundry saga began and then continued on? We had some first world problems going on for a minute there! I am so proud of my Horrible Husband and his newly organized closet right now; go ahead and give him a round of applause! <Insert clapping> It was so cute because …

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Nov 27

The Day The House Went Cold

Yesterday tested my patience, or lack thereof, pretty hard. I have dubbed yesterday as ‘the day the house went cold’ and also the ‘official beginning of our eczema recovery journey‘. It was just a sucky day all around. I started my day by walking down the stairs and with each creaky old step the temperature dropped. …

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Nov 22

I Am Thankful For…

I am thankful for… The little rugrat {that ripped me a new one, tears up the house, throws his cereal all over the floor, and takes man poops you can only clean up with a bath} because he gives me, and me alone, kisses when I ask for them. Modern medicine because I very much …

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Oct 02

Two Years Ago I Got a Fat Rock

Best friends at a wedding reception

It’s starts like this. Boy meets girl. Girl proposes to boy. Boy says it isn’t official until girl gets a fat rock. Girl gets a speeding ticket going to her bachelorette party. Girl spends $1,000 on her bachelorette party weekend and it happens to be one of the best weekends of her life. (Think stripper …

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Sep 03

Don’t Be a Textbook Hoarder

Michael was cleaning the black hole that is known as our office last weekend and guess what he found in addition to his computer graveyard? Books! Tons of college books! I can’t believe that we moved these suckers from the old house to this one; ugh! This is book hoarding at it’s finest. I can …

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Aug 22

Are You Wearing a Bra?

We took Michael to his 12 month checkup today because he is 13 months old and you guessed it, I was a slacker rescheduling his appointment. By now you probably aren’t surprised with that admission though. The waiting room was packed because everybody and their Brother needed appointments and I mean that literally because it …

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Jul 18

The Laundry Saga Continues

This is Michael’s closet which drives me a little batty but I try not to go all OCD on his fine behind like he does to me with the pillows.  The bedding OCD problem is a post to come because that is a beast of it’s own!  How in the heck is he OK with this …

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Jul 17

The Laundry Saga Begins

I would like to be able to say that this picture was ‘staged’ for a post but this is a weekly occurrence at my house.  I am thrilled to say that this is not my fault!  Since the name of the site is not Horrible Husband I must offer a tip for all of you out there …

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