Tag Archive: Imperfect Entertaining

May 12

Sunshine Party

This sunshine party has been compensated by Collective Bias, Inc. and its advertiser. All opinions are mine alone. #WhereFunBegins #CollectiveBias You don’t usually notice the wave of mom guilt washing over you until it hits you in the face like a wall of farts. Or, in my case, the day Michael started telling us his legs didn’t …

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Apr 30

Tropical Vacation Party

Homegirl needs a vacation. Preferably somewhere warm, sans poopy diapers and the lingering aroma of spit-up. A vacation that allows me to slip into my slinky maternity swimsuit and shake the modified version of what my mama gave me. Yanno, with a husband who managed to hit the gym weekly during my oh so inactive pregnancy. The …

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Apr 24

MARVEL’s The Avengers: Age of Ultron Party

This MARVEL’s The Avengers: Age of Ultron Party has been compensated by Collective Bias, Inc. and its advertiser. All opinions are mine alone. #AvengersUnite #CollectiveBias I know I’m not the only fangirl to park my derriere in front of the boob tube before a new movie hits the big screen. It’s what you do. Not to mention, studying is fun …

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Apr 19

Captain America Cupcakes

The only thing worse than an ugly Captain America cupcake is an ugly Captain America cupcake with no shield. Yanno, the type of cupcake you get when your toddler wakes up before you, heads downstairs without you, and eats all of the shields you slaved over the night before. All. Of. Them. And then wakes you …

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Apr 16

Thor Hammer Cupcakes

If you have followed me for any amount of time you know cupcakes are my jam. Who am I kidding? So are cookies and candies. Cake, though? Not so much. Serving a cake to your party guests is such a drag. Like, I just slaved away on a party of epic proportions and would like …

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Apr 02

Masquerade Party

I love my mom. She taught me what it means to be selfless in a world of greed. She gives whatever she has to offer, even when you can’t imagine she has anything left to give. I don’t know how she does it, but she does, and is one of the reasons why our family is blessed. …

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Mar 23

Impromptu Brunch Ideas

This impromptu brunch with girlfriends has been compensated by Collective Bias, Inc. and its advertiser. All opinions are mine alone. #KeepSpringBubbly #CollectiveBias Enter to win a Canada Dry spring party pack and Walmart gift card. #keepspringbubbly Sweepstakes Do you remember the first time you experienced the euphoric feeling of sending your kids to school? The …

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Mar 20

Easter Dinner Hostess Hacks

So you want to host Easter dinner this year? Did I hear you mention that you have no idea where to begin? Are you wondering what to serve for dinner? How will you decorate the table? What will you put the food in when your entertaining dishes are last night’s pizza box and a leftover burger box? These …

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Mar 18

Marvel Avengers Easter Party

This Marvel Avengers Easter party has been compensated by Collective Bias, Inc. and its advertiser. All opinions are mine alone. #DisneyEaster #CollectiveBias These days, my aerobics consist of ducking from Captain America’s shield while simultaneously predicting where the next Hulk SMASH will occur. Is there a better way to keep a girl on her toes? I don’t think …

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Feb 10

Sip and See Party

This sip and see party has been compensated by Collective Bias, Inc and its advertiser. All opinions are mine alone. #WarmUpYourDay #CollectiveBias Have you heard the news? Maverick Bradley was born on 1/29/15! Hooray for happy, healthy babies! And because there is no better excuse for a party, I put together a gender neutral sip …

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