Tag Archive: Lindsay Decker

Feb 08

Vote for the Horrible Housewife Blog Header

Alright ladies and gents! It’s time to vote for the new Horrible Housewife blog header! A special thanks goes out to my REAL LIFE BFF, Lindsay Decker (Not Lindsay Decker the porn star.) for putting these together. I’m sorry from the bottom of my cold, dark heart for sucking it up and taking 6+ months to deliver the …

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Oct 30

The Horrible Housewife Photo Shoot Finale

The Horrible Housewife photo shoot finale is upon us! Can you believe it? Of course you can! I have sucked so hard at getting these pictures posted in a timely manner that my poor Lindsay has fallen into a deep depression because she assumes she is a failure. I tell my friends to only expect …

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Oct 25

Horrible Housewife Photo Shoot Finals- Part 1

I know you guys have antsy pants as I slowly tempt you with pictures from the Horrible Housewife photo shoot. I am sure there is someone out there that really is tempted by this housewife overload. Actually, I KNOW there are people out there like that because I see the search terms that bring them to …

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Oct 24

Behind The Scenes- Horrible Housewife Photo Shoot

I am digging all of the enthusiasm for the first set of pictures from the Horrible Housewife photo shoot! I think you guys are having just as much fun as we did taking them. If you are drinking while reading these posts then the odds are good that you really are having just as much …

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Oct 19

What Makes a Horrible Housewife Photo Shoot Successful?

The Horrible Housewife is finally reporting for duty! Sir, yes sir! Yeah right, Michael wishes I was that submissive. I gave you guys a sneak peek of my Horrible Housewife photo shoot before I went all MIA. I am now ready to share more of the madness that includes lots and lots of wine. The question …

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Oct 06

DIY Beach Photo Board for Birthday Parties

I have this BFF named Lindsay Decker and she is amazing. I’m sure you knew that already because you are so loyal that you never miss a post, you think I am the gospel and you can’t live without me. Hmm… exaggerate much? I guess it just makes me feel better to think that goes through …

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Sep 19

Your What is Pierced?

I came up with a theme for my Horrible Housewife photo shoot before it even started. Did you guess WINE? You sure are some good mind readers! Are you really surprised though? During my housewife picture research I found plenty of horrible housewifes with cigarettes in their mouths but not much else. If there is …

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Sep 17

Accept Your Body & Drink More Wine

I am pretty sure that this picture falls into the CPS getting called on me category just like my empty Xanax bottle picture did. It is just one of the many solid shots from the Horrible Housewife photo shoot this past weekend. I think the photo shoot really taught me that you need to accept …

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Sep 16

Horrible Housewife is Getting a Makeover!

Be prepared for some hilarious changes to the website coming soon; like this photo that happens to be over there ~~>. I’m sorry but that is funny! You see, wearing pearls with my Facebook panties means I am a classy lady. Yup… it doesn’t get much classier than this. Horrible Housewife is getting a personality …

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