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Jul 10

Dark Side of Potty Training

“Don’t play with your penis at the dinner table.” “Don’t pee on the wall!” “Hang on, I have to wipe your butt!” “Just pull down your pants and pee on the tree.” I received the cleaning products mentioned in this potty training story for free from the sponsor of the Moms MeetSM program, May Media Group …

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Dec 06

8 Pregnancy Facts {Advent Calendar Day 5}

Pregnancy facts are my inspiration for day 5 of the advent calendar! Weird? You betcha. Relevant? Absolutely! Michael has been acting a fool lately and I have no farking idea why. A toddler that won’t sleep boils down to no showers. No showers means I’m a greasy monkey. Being a greasy monkey means I can’t …

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Nov 21

Poop Goes Fffrrpppppppttttttt?

I had an entire Thanksgiving themed post concocted about what I am thankful for, yadda-yadda, and wasn’t feeling it at all because you got a pretty good motherhood rant a few days ago. You know me and if it isn’t flowing, it ain’t gonna happen. But then something miraculous took place, as I was preparing …

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Nov 20

Toddler Tantrum Coping Mechanism

Believe it or not, I experienced a toddler tantrum that had me considering an iced latte for its sweet treat capabilities; the largest cup of coffee I could purchase to get my mind racing; and booze to make me forget about the toddler tantrum Michael graced me with this morning. I’m soooo dramatic, but seriously, I …

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Aug 13

Going Upnorth One Last Time

This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Jel Sert for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine. Going upnorth is a bit of a Michigan thing and evokes a feeling of nostalgia when ‘going upnorth‘ is paired with ‘one last time’. You see, ‘one last time’ means school is starting and the weather …

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Jul 31

Uncle Kyle is Headed to Afghanistan

I have been sitting at the computer all day debating on the direction for my third and final Kleenex Hand Towel post. I failed to mention the Tonka Truck birthday party was also acting as the last time I would see Kyle before he left for Afghanistan because I don’t deal until it is time …

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Jul 30

Birthday Celebration Made Easy- Cars Dream Party

What little boy wouldn’t consider a Disney Cars dream party the best birthday celebration EVER? Answer- not many. Call me crazy but Michael gets two birthday celebrations for years where his birthday doesn’t fall on a Saturday. This was the year I cheated on Michael’s ‘day of birth’ celebration. This was the year I wised …

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Jul 19

My Toddler is Officially a Terrible Two

Terrible Twos – Tiny Bipolar Human – Little Walking Nightmare Blessing One day Michael is going to grow up and stumble upon this post and either A) Hate me. B) Hate me. C) Demand more allowance. D) Be a chill dude because he realizes how much I love him. Before he find this post, though, …

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Jun 07

Toddler Says is BACK with So Much to Say!

This post brought to you by Allstate. All opinions are 100% mine. Toddler says… mama Toddler says… dada Toddler says… hi Toddler says… bye bye Toddler says… gaga (grandma) Toddler says… nana Toddler says… cheers? One of you guys should have given me the heads up that toddler words are like a waterfall, they come …

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Jan 27

Have We Found the Toddler Eczema ‘Cure’?

I am finally semi happy to report back on our journey with toddler eczema (atopic dermatitis)! I don’t know how you get eczema, and I haven’t figured out the cure for eczema, however, I HAVE found something that is working for Michael. Woo hoo! You might remember last year Michael had an allergy blood test for …

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