Tag Archive: Motherhood

May 13

Leaky Bladder Confessions

I’m sharing my leaky bladder confessions, as part of a sponsored post for Socialstars, to show the world that women of all ages can benefit from Poise Thin-Shape pads. #RecycleYourPeriodPad I am the woman sitting next to you at Starbucks. Except I don’t drink coffee. Homegirl is just there for the carbs and Wifi. What can …

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May 04

When Life Hands You Poop

Our poopy butts were compensated by Collective Bias, Inc. and its advertiser. All opinions are mine alone. #CVSHuggiesHeroes #CollectiveBias Living with three males means my life revolves around poop. Green poop. Floaters. No wipers. Poop that pokes above the water. Any and all types of poop. Not my own poop, but still… poop. You’d think with …

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Apr 13

An Open Letter to My Baby

 This open letter to my baby has been compensated by Collective Bias, Inc. and its advertiser. All opinions are mine alone. #PurellWipes #CollectiveBias Dear Maverick, One day you will grow up to find stories upon stories of your life, some beginning in utero. Stories of hardship. Stories of love. Stories of how the very first party …

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Mar 29

Is He a Good Baby?

#spon: I’m required to disclose a relationship between our site and Intel. This could include the Intel Corporation providing us with content, product, access or other forms of payment. How do you respond to strangers and their well meaning questions like, “is he a good baby?” Do you make them feel good and say he’s …

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Mar 09

Managing a Relapse with Steroids

It all began on February 5th… That Thursday will likely haunt my dreams for quite some time. It will serve as the traumatic reminder that I am dealing with something very real despite looking ‘normal’. I might not let Multiple Sclerosis define who I am but it sure plays a large and in charge role …

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Feb 23

The Final Baby

Pregnancy is the magic pill for Multiple Sclerosis, they say. Your hormones will protect you for 6-8 weeks after delivery, they say. In a perfect world, sure. But then something unexpected happens. Instead of pregnancy la-dee-da, they say you are ‘unusual’ and should really consider your health before having more children. Women don’t relapse WHILE …

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Feb 16

Feeling Lost

I never imagined ‘do you want to end up a mom in a wheelchair’ would ever be this real. This close. Being confined to my bed with the highlight of my day being going downstairs to eat dinner with my family wasn’t exactly the push present I was shooting for. I was thinking more like …

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Feb 09

Life in a Multiple Sclerosis Relapse

I am a prisoner of Multiple Sclerosis. A prisoner of my own body. Just this afternoon I convinced my eager toddler he shouldn’t shower with me because my legs were tired. When he asked why, I told him I didn’t want to fall and hurt him. A sentence no parent should ever have to tell …

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Feb 01

That One Time… My Water Broke

I am still shocked that my water broke this time. Like, not movie dramatic water breaking, but it totally gushed multiple times. Why are there no water breaking 101 practice scenarios? Here’s your pee cup and this is what it feels like when your water breaks. My birth story began when… I kept telling people I …

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Jan 15

When Toddlers Think No One is Watching

This is a sponsored conversation written by me on behalf of Levana. The opinions and text are all mine. Never in a million years did I think I would utter these words. Heck, I can’t believe I am able to write about this type of product in a way that isn’t making fun of myself for …

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