Feb 21
I told you I would be back with a post about what she really wanted for Valentine’s Day! The top 10 gifts I shared with you last week are good gifts, just not want she really wanted from you. Don’t be a fool two years in a row and save this post for next year! …
Feb 14
Babies. We all know and love them… until they rip our vagina. I’m pretty sure a ripped vagina is when the ovulating obsession starts. We become obsessed with when our bodies are ovulating, and avoid sperm like the plague during those times. I hate sperm so much that when I played ‘put the sperm on the …
Feb 13
Please give me an estimate of the cheapest Valentine’s Day date that will still result in us having sex. -Unknown Have you ever wondered about the types of gifts to get a housewife for Valentine’s Day? Do you even celebrate Valentine’s Day? Please note that sexy time doesn’t count as celebrating unless you are coming off of …
Jan 22
I am happy to report a little bow-chick-bow-ow is in order here in the Schuplin household! I forgot how easy it is to feel sexy again when I finally decide to say goodbye to bloating! Ahhhhh shoot! What woman doesn’t enjoy sex? A woman who is experiencing some excess weight and/or bloating, that’s who! FYI: …
Dec 27
Fellas, lets talk a minute about something I call a lingerie win-win situation. Do I have your attention? Good. Lingerie is the answer to EVERYTHING! There are very few women on this planet who will say they don’t want any lingerie if you give them the go ahead to make a sassy purchase. There is …
Sep 06
Question- What are night terrors? Answer- Frightening episodes in which the new mother dreams she’s pregnant again. (source) I was browsing Amazon the other day and I scroll down to find this advertisement for Clearblue. How the hell do you guys know? I know that advertising is good but when did it become a mind reader? …
Aug 14
So I thought this Mad Housewife wine would be good… I thought it was funny and relevant to my life… It was $6.77 at Walmart… Have I mentioned that I am not a fan of California wine? Well I am but I am pretty loyal to wine out of Argentina and Chile. So much …
Aug 13
Story of my life lately… We had pizza TWICE last week. We had Arby’s once and we have even had Taco Bell recently but I can’t remember when because everything is blurring together. So shoot me. I had a post topic for the past three days and some pretty kick ass topics if I do …
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