Apr 25
Did you know the Kardashians are my sisters? My parents might not be Kris Jenner and Robert Kardashian, but I swear I am a Kardashian sister. You see, the producers of Keeping Up with the Kardashians put me up for adoption once they realized I was too outrageous for the rest of the cast. I guess …
Apr 16
It’s finally time for the treasure hunt I was talking about earlier! You can enter to win $1,000 in Good Cook Touch products by ‘hunting’ for the 115 codes on different blogs (see below) and different Good Cook Touch products. The participants who find the most icon codes will be entered to win one of three Good …
Apr 16
Who doesn’t spend their Saturdays knee deep in a Star Wars photo shoot? You can’t possibly be surprised we nerded out this hardcore after my Star Wars manicures yesterday. Scratch that. You can’t possibly be surprised at ANYTHING I say or do anymore. You guys have officially crossed over to the real life friends category and …
Apr 15
Are you prepared for some Star Wars nail art? Don’t be a Sithy, you know you want to walk around slapping gently patting your loved ones as you make lightsaber sounds. “But now we must eat. Come, good food, come…” Star Wars: Episode V You guys know I throw a mean party where I stress over every-single-detail, …
Apr 05
It’s no surprise I fail at being a girl. Girls do things like give themselves pedicures, wear makeup and curl their hair. Those are things I either don’t know how to do, or am just learning, what of it? You might have heard me talk about this little event called SoFabCon in a post or …
Apr 05
So you want to make baby food recipes, huh? I see the appeal of homemade baby food, trust me, I did it myself. I also cannon balled into the land of homemade baby food thinking it would be easy. Thinking I wouldn’t be sleep deprived. I assumed I wouldn’t have an infant hanging from my …
Apr 04
I almost made a true Paleo carrot cookie recipe, almost, but not quite. You should be proud if you are a part timer like me! I’m all about baby steps because this whole Paleo Diet thing is incredibly overwhelming to think about doing all at once. You want me to throw away EVERYTHING and buy …
Apr 03
Who says treasure hunts are only for kids? I like treasure and I sure as heck like stalking the beautiful bounty that comes with a treasure hunt. Maybe I am confusing beautiful bounty with random people on Facebook? I like to think of the random stalking as more of a ‘catching up’ with people I …
Mar 28
What do you mean sick days aren’t included in the mom compensation package? That must have been in the fine print of my contract because nobody in their right mind signs up for that kind of craziness. Call the police because I’ve been tricked into birthing a baby boy! How bittersweet motherhood is… (Please note I …
Mar 26
Let’s talk about frozen food myths a minute. Don’t your panties in a bunch as you sit there thinking frozen foods aren’t compatible with my new juicing lifestyle. Believe it or not, there are frozen food options that don’t taste like you are gnawing on cardboard and contain these crazy things called vegetables. Who would have …
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