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Tag Archive: Toddlers

Mar 19

Every Batch Made From Scratch

Every batch made from scratch isn’t always the case in my household. I have no flippin’ idea when the baby snatcher broke into my house and swapped out my independent boy with this imma gonna scream if you even look at something work related terror. Oh how I adore naptime! I have a secret to cope with the insanity …

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Mar 06

Protected: Godzilla Thinks He is a Child Celebrity

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Jan 27

Have We Found the Toddler Eczema ‘Cure’?

I am finally semi happy to report back on our journey with toddler eczema (atopic dermatitis)! I don’t know how you get eczema, and I haven’t figured out the cure for eczema, however, I HAVE found something that is working for Michael. Woo hoo! You might remember last year Michael had an allergy blood test for …

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Nov 30

Our Toddler Eczema Journey Continues Without Answers

Anticipation can be killer when you are waiting on something like the test results from your toddler’s blood work. The our vivid imaginations make the hypothetical situations that run through your head are usually far worse that what actually ends up happening. I am full of what-ifs because I like to mentally prepare myself for …

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Nov 26

Our Journey Starts with an Allergy Test for Toddler Eczema

Picture this rash all over your child’s body. Now picture them scratching away at it anytime they don’t have clothes on. Lets take this one step further and picture your ‘smooth as a baby’s butt’ child feeling like their skin belongs on a scaly snake. Pretty gross right? The only thing I hate more than …

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Sep 15

The Blowout of the Century

So this happened today. This also just happened to be the third time he pooped today. Really kid? Who poops three times in one day? I am lucky to poop twice a week so he must have gotten that skill from his father! This wasn’t just a blowout, it was a tsunami of feces! I …

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Sep 09

Baby Needs a Chill Pill

Without explanation this photo would probably get Child Protective Services called on me or could quite possibly get some blog troll to come out and tell me what a bad Mom I am because Michael is playing with a Xanax bottle. Do eeeettt trolls! I love comments. It doesn’t matter if a toy sings, has …

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Aug 26

2-1 Nap Transition Fake Out

I have a love-hate relationship with nap time because I really just want Michael to sleep so I can be left alone to eat my bon bons, drink wine and watch Sandra Lee’s cooking shows. You know, because that is what everyone thinks that I do during the day. “Well she doesn’t clean so I …

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Aug 23

We Survived 13 Months of Parenthood!

Yesterday was Michael’s year appointment despite the fact that he is 13 months. I wouldn’t want you to miss out on yesterday’s Dads say the darnedest things post either! The woman told me not to schedule his year appointment a few days before his birthday party because some kids might be annoyed with life after it and …

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Aug 08

The Battle of Bottles and Sippy Cups Continues

One step forward and two steps back is the way things work isn’t it? Michael is a very particular individual so I approached sippy cups like I do everything in life, indifferently. It took about a month of water sippy cups for him to understand the concept of ‘this is hard and has handles but …

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