Wine with Mallery IS BACK with a special happy birthday to a not so special Jillian Warner! Or vise versa? Who knows. This is what I do know about the birthday girl’s video: My teeth are purple. I’m blitzed. I sing to the birthday girl. You shouldn’t watch it unless you want to laugh your …
Tag Archive: Trader Joe’s
Dec 31
Wine with Mallery- Merry {Late} Christmas!
Day 24 of Wine with Mallery is finally upon us and is a total slackers unite kind of post! I figured I wouldn’t suck so hard if I got a late Christmas post up, versus no Christmas post at all. Whatever makes me feel better about myself, right? I super, duper, promise the video has …
Dec 30
Wine with Mallery- Why I Fail at Christmas
Day 23 of Wine with Mallery is finally upon us! This is going to be a true Whine Wine with Mallery as I explain to you why I failed at Christmas this year. I sucked so hard that Michael’s well has officially run dry! That right there is pretty freaking sucktastic! Wine with Mallery cliff notes …
Dec 28
Wine with Mallery- ♪♫ I Like Big Butts ♪♫
Day 22 of Wine with Mallery is way late but I am sure you understand. I mean, it was Christmas. I was without a computer for a very long time. I was also supposed to interact with my family. I would just like to say that I successfully interacted with all family members this Christmas! …
Dec 22
Wine with Mallery- The Navy Comes to Town
Day 21 of Wine with Mallery and you guys are getting a short, hilarious video! (Sort of like Michael… ba-dum-tshh! Totally kidding guys! Or am I?) It’s only 7 minutes long and I pinky promise you will laugh your bum off! Laugh it off, shake it like a salt shaker, whatever works for you. I …
Dec 20
Wine with Mallery- Housewife Meets The Southern Girl
Day 19 of Wine with Mallery is bringing back the funny, slightly buzzed, dancing girl and talking about one of the members of my online family. My mission- Find some dirt on one of my blogger friends. My goal- Make you realize how cool she is. Let the mission begin! Wine with Mallery cliff notes …
Dec 19
Wine with Mallery- Why I Love Collective Bias
Day 18 of Wine with Mallery isn’t incredibly funny or overly serious. Today Wine with Mallery is slightly sappy and something my blogger buddies might only be able to relate to. I have been a part of an amazing group of bloggers for 2+ years and it is finally time to talk about why I …
Dec 19
Wine with Mallery- Crazy Cats & Their Toys
Yeah buddy! Wine with Mallery isn’t too far behind! There was a bit ‘o drama yesterday that set my rockstar timeline back a little bit, I will recover. That just means I get to drink before the Christmas party tomorrow so I don’t fall off of my video schedule! Shucks! Wine with Mallery cliff notes for …
Dec 18
Wine with Mallery- Date Night & Christmas OCD
It’s day 16 of Wine with Mallery! This time we aren’t talking about me and my drunken shenanigans. This time we are talking about Michael! Yippee! It’s a welcomed change of pace, isn’t it? Thought so. Wine with Mallery cliff notes for those who can’t watch the video… Do you know how many ounces of …
















