Mar 11
Wine with Mallery IS BACK with a special happy birthday to a not so special Jillian Warner! Or vise versa? Who knows. This is what I do know about the birthday girl’s video: My teeth are purple. I’m blitzed. I sing to the birthday girl. You shouldn’t watch it unless you want to laugh your …
Jan 14
Are you ready for another million dollar question video? Today Michael is talking about what it is like to have a working housewife at home! You are going to find out exactly what it means to live with THE Horrible Housewife and will find out if I live up to my online persona. Wine with Mallery …
Jan 08
Apparently, the first million dollar question for Wine with Mallery is, ‘Does parenting get easier after 2 glasses of wine’? This Horrible Housewife says hell to the yes! Of course, this is as I sit here pretty freaking buzzed. Why do I have the best buzzes by myself? (What woman doesn’t have the best buzzes by …
Jan 01
I can’t believe my liver survived this spontaneous Advent calendar! I must admit this was a pretty enjoyable project, minus the whole hangover thing. The only thing making me feel a little less like a drunk is the whole ‘drinking for work’ thing. Who doesn’t like drinking on the job? Exactly. (The video was supposed …
Dec 31
Day 24 of Wine with Mallery is finally upon us and is a total slackers unite kind of post! I figured I wouldn’t suck so hard if I got a late Christmas post up, versus no Christmas post at all. Whatever makes me feel better about myself, right? I super, duper, promise the video has …
Dec 30
Day 23 of Wine with Mallery is finally upon us! This is going to be a true Whine Wine with Mallery as I explain to you why I failed at Christmas this year. I sucked so hard that Michael’s well has officially run dry! That right there is pretty freaking sucktastic! Wine with Mallery cliff notes …
Dec 28
Day 22 of Wine with Mallery is way late but I am sure you understand. I mean, it was Christmas. I was without a computer for a very long time. I was also supposed to interact with my family. I would just like to say that I successfully interacted with all family members this Christmas! …
Dec 22
Day 21 of Wine with Mallery and you guys are getting a short, hilarious video! (Sort of like Michael… ba-dum-tshh! Totally kidding guys! Or am I?) It’s only 7 minutes long and I pinky promise you will laugh your bum off! Laugh it off, shake it like a salt shaker, whatever works for you. I …
Dec 21
Can you believe we are on day 20 of Wine with Mallery? There are only 5 more days of wine before my liver gets to take a break! Yee-haw! Words can’t express how excited I am for my wine detox. Wine with Mallery cliff notes for those who can’t watch the video… Wine with Mallery …
Dec 20
Day 19 of Wine with Mallery is bringing back the funny, slightly buzzed, dancing girl and talking about one of the members of my online family. My mission- Find some dirt on one of my blogger friends. My goal- Make you realize how cool she is. Let the mission begin! Wine with Mallery cliff notes …
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