Monthly Archive: September 2012

Sep 24

I’ve Been Abducted by Star Wars

I did the unthinkable this weekend… I didn’t work much, outside of some emails. I don’t know how much I really enjoy not working but I am still alive and kickin’. In fact, all that I developed was a slight twitch from my addiction withdraws. My dorky, yellow beaver blogging friends are the only reason I …

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Sep 19

Your What is Pierced?

I came up with a theme for my Horrible Housewife photo shoot before it even started. Did you guess WINE? You sure are some good mind readers! Are you really surprised though? During my housewife picture research I found plenty of horrible housewifes with cigarettes in their mouths but not much else. If there is …

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Sep 17

Accept Your Body & Drink More Wine

I am pretty sure that this picture falls into the CPS getting called on me category just like my empty Xanax bottle picture did. It is just one of the many solid shots from the Horrible Housewife photo shoot this past weekend. I think the photo shoot really taught me that you need to accept …

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Sep 16

Horrible Housewife is Getting a Makeover!

Be prepared for some hilarious changes to the website coming soon; like this photo that happens to be over there ~~>. I’m sorry but that is funny! You see, wearing pearls with my Facebook panties means I am a classy lady. Yup… it doesn’t get much classier than this. Horrible Housewife is getting a personality …

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Sep 15

The Blowout of the Century

So this happened today. This also just happened to be the third time he pooped today. Really kid? Who poops three times in one day? I am lucky to poop twice a week so he must have gotten that skill from his father! This wasn’t just a blowout, it was a tsunami of feces! I …

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Sep 13

Star Wars Burp Cloths {Tutorial}

I decided that I would break up the tutorials for my Star Wars sewing crafts into two posts so it is easier on me to share. I have mentioned before that I don’t have a sewing machine so I have to prep everything and head over to see a man about a horse to finish …

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Sep 12

Growling Garlic in a Pot {1 Month Update}

Do you want the good news or the bad news first? Good news- It would appear that I am growing garlic in a pot! Bad news- Only 2 out of the 3 bulbs sprouted and the 2 that did sprout look like they are barely hanging on.  I think the problem my garlic plants were …

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Sep 10

Star Wars Baby Shower Invite {Pixlr Tutorial}

Have you missed that I am throwing a Star Wars baby shower for my Sister? Yeah, that’s happening and my site is about to be taken over by Star Wars projects! I needed some pimpin’ invitations to go with this awesome party that didn’t break the bank so I resorted to Pixlr to save the …

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Sep 09

Baby Needs a Chill Pill

Without explanation this photo would probably get Child Protective Services called on me or could quite possibly get some blog troll to come out and tell me what a bad Mom I am because Michael is playing with a Xanax bottle. Do eeeettt trolls! I love comments. It doesn’t matter if a toy sings, has …

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Sep 08

Godiva Chocolate & Coffee Martini

If you haven’t tried any of the Godiva spirits you are MISSING OUT! They are expensive but it is the best tasting alcohol I might have ever tasted in my life. It might become an issue if you drink it like chocolate milk though. Who am I kidding? Drink it like chocolate milk because you …

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