Monthly Archive: October 2013

Oct 28

Quick Dinner Recipes for Dinner Parties

I am about to blow-your-mind with the newest quick dinner recipes to grace my arsenal of go-to party dishes. And when I say quick dinner recipes, I mean dishes that make you look like a pro when all you want to do is touch up your makeup before the dinner party starts. You need to …

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Oct 28

NickMom Bachelorette Party

The morning following a bachelorette party, birthday party, or late night with NickMom typically goes like this. “Pitter patter. Door knob jiggle.” No, for the love of… no. This isn’t happening right now. Surely his dad will grab him before he gets to me and I have to start my mom duties. And then “Maaaammmmaaa!” …

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Oct 19

Gingerbread Haunted House Gone Bad

Believe it or not… Bloggers ARE NOT perfect! I know it’s hard to envision your favorite Pollyanna blogger creating something only a 2 year old would love, but it happens… a Iot. We are the masters of starting over until it’s right. The push everything out of the way to get the shot-ers. We cater …

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Oct 16

Sears Personal Shopper

Are you as addicted to shopping Sears as I am? I’m not talking about the occasional shopping trip. I’m talking about the obsessive clearance sales tracking, you have run out of hangers, and your clothes are creeping into your kid’s closet. And let’s not forget the fact that you can’t keep Shop Your Way Rewards …

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Oct 14

The Bra Bandit Strikes Again

One would think the bra bandit residing in my house would be my husband. It only makes sense, right? One might also think that freeing the girls would result in my unmentionables being carelessly tossed around the house by yours truly, but, for once in my housewife track record, I am innocent! I am NOT …

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Oct 08

Honeymoon Vacation Sex

When you think of vacation sex you think of raspy breathing, disheveled hair, and thank goodness I don’t have to clean this mess up love making. I’m talking about one step below Bunny Ranch sex, where heavy petting is just the tip of the iceberg, and fantasies come to life. Mmmhmmm… Vacation sex is what fantasies …

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Oct 06

Pumpkin Spice Popcorn Ball

Good Cook has requested I make a pumpkin spice popcorn ball for the holidays! That’s a lie. What they did do was send me MORE kitchen gadgets and said go to town. You know me and gadgets. I sure am a sucker for a new toy! Pumpkin spice popcorn ball supplies: Popcorn Ballers (I used a …

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Oct 03

Say Goodbye to the Boring Birthday Wish

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